| 0 | The 50 Worst Things About Facebook | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman; Mark Zuckerberg |
| 1 | An Incredible, Spectacular Offer For NEW Subscribers Only! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various (see Notes); inks: various (see Notes); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Col. Mummar el-Qaddafi; White Spy; General Greivous |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.25 | script: John Ficara; pencils: Steve Potter; inks: Steve Potter | The Black Spy, Alfred E. Neuman, The White Spy |
| 5 | - | credits, title page | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | $#*! My Son Says | cartoon | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Associated Press; inks: Associated Press; colors: Associated Press | Charlie Sheen; Martin Sheen |
| 7 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 5 | script: Jeff Kruse, Sergio Aragonés, Scott Maiko, Jacob Lambert, Desmond Devlin, Kenny Keil; pencils: Sergio Aragonés, Tom Bunk, Jacob Lambert, Mort Drucker, Kenny Keil, Emily Flake; inks: Sergio Aragonés, Tom Bunk, Jacob Lambert, Mort Drucker, Kenny Keil, Emily Flake; letters: Tom Cheney, Emily Flake, Jacob Lambert | Betty White; Alex Rodriguez; Angry Birds; Kieth Olbermann; Kal-El; Jor-El; Lara; Johnathon Kent; Martha Kent; Bruce Wayne; Green Lantern [Abin Sur]; Hal Jordan; Barry Allen; Bill O'Reilly; Ted Williams; John Boehner |
| 8 | MAD Libyan | comic story | 1 | letters: typeset | Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi |
| 9 | Muddled Family | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Jake; Glorius; Phizz; Clairoil; Twitchell; Cramp; Lolly; Hadley; Mango; Lute; Alox |
| 10 | Kanye West's Most Moronic Tweets | text article | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | Kanye West |
| 11 | Subscribe To MAD And Own A Piece of MAD History! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 12 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Douglas Paszkiewicz, Nate Fakes, Christopher Baldwin, Pete Tamburino, Vic Black, Jason Coates; pencils: Douglas Paszkiewicz, Nate Fakes, Christopher Baldwin, Pete Tamburino, Vic Black, Jason Coates; letters: Nate Fakes, Christopher Baldwin, Pete Tamburino | |
| 13 | Thank You For Screwing Us | text article | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 14 | Signs That Your Hypochondria Is Out Of Control | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 15 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text article | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | |
| 16 | MAD's Thor-oughly Stupid Thor Outtakes | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Thor |
| 17 | MAD's 11 Little-Known, Practical, Real Life Uses for Ballet | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Craig; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | |
| 18 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 19 | Don Martin Beats The High Cost Of Gasoline | comic story | 3 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 20 | Dancing with the Star Wars | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Tom Bergeron; Brooke Burke; Darth Vader; Stormtrooper; Wicket; Jabba the Hutt; Boba Fett; Darth Maul; Greedo; Han Solo; General Grievous; Luke Skywalker; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Jawas; Yoda; Chewbacca; C-3PO; Jar Jar Binks; Mace Windu; William Shatner; Alfred E. Neuman; James T. Kirk; Spock |
| 21 | Sheen It? | comic story | 1 | pencils: Associated Press, Leakeem / Dreamstime.com; inks: Associated Press, Leakeem / Dreamstime.com; colors: Associated Press, Leakeem / Dreamstime.com | Charlie Sheen |
| 22 | Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Marriage Counselor | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer; inks: Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer | |
| 23 | A MAD Look At Hoarders | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 24 | Similarities & Differences Between the Spider-Man Musical and the War in Afghanistan | text article | 1 | pencils: Ward Sutton; inks: Ward Sutton | Spider-Man; US soldier |
| 25 | The 50 Worst Things About Facebook | text article | 5 | script: Charlie Kadau, Jason Katzenstein, Joe Masterman, Jason Salas; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake | Mark Zuckerberg |
| 26 | One Fine Day On Main Street | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 27 | Where Did Many Young Performers Get Their First Big Break? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Spider-Man |