| 0 | In Dumbest Day... | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various (see Notes); inks: various (see Notes); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman, The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 3.25 | script: John Ficara, James Patterson, Alex Graham; pencils: Jonathan Edwards, Al Jaffee, Felt Mistress; inks: Jonathan Edwards, Al Jaffee, Felt Mistress | Alfred E. Neuman, The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 4 | An Incredible, Spectacular Offer for NEW Subscribers Only! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 6 | - | credits, title page | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Humorous Stupidious! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 8 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, J. C. Duffy, David DeGrand, Scott Nickel, Michael Grinspan; pencils: J. C. Duffy, David DeGrand, Rick Tulka, Sam Viviano, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer; inks: J. C. Duffy, David DeGrand, Rick Tulka, Sam Viviano, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer; letters: Scott Nickel, J. C. Duffy | Lindsay Lohan; Newt Gingrich; Donald Trump; Meatloaf; Stephen Hawking; Snooki |
| 9 | Terminated | comic story | 3 | pencils: Jason Seiler, Richard Williams, Roberto Parada; inks: Jason Seiler, Richard Williams, Roberto Parada | Kieth Olbermann; Glenn Beck; Katie Couric |
| 10 | Green Lunkhead | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Jiminy Cricket, Frankenstein's monster, Jolly Green Giant First, The Great Gazoo, Gumby, Slimer, Abin Sur, Yoda |
| 11 | When Ventriloquists Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 12 | A MAD Look at Celebrity Life | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 13 | Bored Bath & Be Gone | text article | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 14 | How Does Captain America Stack Up Against Other Legendary Captains? | comic story | 2 | pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía; colors: Hermann Mejía | Cap'n Crunch, Captain America, Captain Underpants First, James T. Kirk, Steve Rogers |
| 15 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 16 | Romance: Before & After The Economic Slump | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 17 | Stupidity Never Sleeps! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: various (see Notes); inks: various (see Notes); letters: typeset | |
| 18 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Jason Yungbluth, Joey Alison Sayers, Phil McAndrew, KC Green, Box Brown, Dan Thompson; pencils: Jason Yungbluth, Joey Alison Sayers, Phil McAndrew, KC Green, Box Brown, Dan Thompson; inks: Jason Yungbluth, Joey Alison Sayers, Phil McAndrew, KC Green, Box Brown, Dan Thompson; letters: Jason Yungbluth, Joey Alison Sayers, Phil McAndrew, KC Green, Box Brown, Dan Thompson | Jungle Jeff; Tofu; Lil' Popi; Rex |
| 19 | The #1 App in America! | comic story | 1 | pencils: Charles Akins; inks: Charles Akins | Angry Birds; Osama Pig Laden |
| 20 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text article | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak, iStockphoto.com / Driada, iStockphoto.com / Scottbeard; inks: Brian Durniak, iStockphoto.com / Driada, iStockphoto.com / Scottbeard; colors: iStockphoto.com / Driada, iStockphoto.com / Scottbeard | |
| 21 | A MAD Look at Burial at Sea | comic story | 2 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 22 | New Monopoly Cards That Reflect The Sleazy Way Business Is Really Done | text article | 2 | script: Nick Meglin; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Rich Uncle Pennybags |
| 23 | MAD Pins Down Some Truly Shocking WWE: Did You Knows? | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tim Hamilton; inks: Tim Hamilton | Hulk Hogan |
| 24 | On Sale Now Wherever Books Are Still Sold! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Sergio Aragonés |
| 25 | Yawn Stars | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Slick Hair-Is-Gone; Big Loss; the Old Man; Chunky |
| 26 | The Shadow Knows | comic story | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 27 | The Least Interesting Man in The World | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 28 | What Despicable Group Is Scorned around the Country Wherever They Go? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 29 | Drawn Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Don Diego de la Vega, Zorro, The Black Spy, The White Spy |