| 0 | Justin Bieber | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Justin Bieber; John Boehner; Ivanka Trump; Grogger Spilling; Dom Dripper |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.75 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | August Schlafli; Al Jaffee; Chris O' Donnell's daughter; Zachary Kosta; Keith Olbermann; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 4 | - | credits, title page | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Refudiate Intelligence! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Sarah Palin |
| 6 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 5 | script: Michael Gallagher, Scott Nickel, Jason Yungbluth, Jeff Kruse, Glen LeLievre, Todd Clark; pencils: Ward Sutton, Chris Houghton, Scott Nickel, Jason Yungbluth, Hermann Mejía, Glen LeLievre; inks: Ward Sutton, Chris Houghton, Scott Nickel, Jason Yungbluth, Hermann Mejía, Glen LeLievre | Chip; Dale; Kanye West; Shaquille O'Neal; Sarah Palin; Kim Kardashian |
| 7 | Never Sing. Never. | cartoon | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Justin Bieber |
| 8 | Sadmen | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Grogger Spilling; Burp Hooper; Preggy Woesome; Dom Dripper; Bitty Dripper Francis; Pleat Crumble; Jutt Holiday; Skulky; Hammy; Fate; Muggin |
| 9 | What We Really Learned From WikiLeaks | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Muammar Qaddafi; Hillary Clinton; Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov; Hugo Chavez; Alvaro Uribe |
| 10 | MAD's Moronic Outakes From Sarah Palin's Alaska | comic story | 3 | pencils: Richard Lowthian; inks: Richard Lowthian; colors: Richard Lowthian | Sarah Palin; Bristol Palin; Todd Palin; Kate Gosselin |
| 11 | Subscribe To MAD And Own A Piece of MAD History! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 12 | A MAD Look At Murder | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 14 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 15 | For All Your Spying Needs! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Antonio Prohías, Peter Kuper; inks: Antonio Prohías, Peter Kuper | |
| 16 | Justin Bieber First Step 2 Obscurity: My Story | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | Justin Bieber; Moe Howard |
| 17 | It's A Recession...It's A Depression... | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Ted Koppel |
| 18 | On Sale Now Wherever Books Are Still Sold! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Sergio Aragones |
| 19 | Wild, Unfounded Rumors Surrounding The Xbox Kinect | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 20 | John "Boo-Hoo" Boehner "The Weeper of the House" | cartoon | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | John Boehner |
| 21 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Dan Long, Jacob Lambert, Douglas Paszkiewicz; pencils: Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Dan Long, Jacob Lambert, Douglas Paszkiewicz; inks: Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Dan Long, Jacob Lambert, Douglas Paszkiewicz; letters: Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Christopher Baldwin, Dan Long, Jacob Lambert, Douglas Paszkiewicz | |
| 22 | Undercover Boob | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Donald Trump; Ivanka Trump; Donald Trump, Jr.; Tom Merritt; Lisa |
| 23 | 7 Periods Closer To Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 24 | How Barack Obama Stacks Up Against The Other 42 U.S. Presidents | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World; colors: AP/Wide World | George Washington; John Adams; Thomas Jefferson; James Madison; James Monroe; John Quincy Adams; Andrew Jackson; Martin Van Buren; William Henry Harrison; John Tyler; James Polk; Zachary Taylor; Millard Fillmore; Franklin Pierce; James Buchanan; Abraham Lincoln; Andrew Johnson; Ulysses S. Grant; Rut |
| 25 | Chia Bieber Pet | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Liz Lomax, Tim Shamey; inks: Liz Lomax, Tim Shamey | Justin Bieber; Donald Trump |
| 26 | What New Kind of Body Scanning Is Causing People To Waste Countless Hours? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 27 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |