| 0 | I Will Not Use The Simpsons Movie To Sell MAD | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | Alfred E. Neuman [as Bart Simpson] |
| 3 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Brian Durniak; Jonathan Bresman; Patty Dwyer; Ryan Flanders; Dick DeBartolo; Dave Croatto; Amy Vozeolas; John Ficarra; Joe Raiola; Charlie Kadau; Nadia Simon; Doug Thomson; Tom Silvestro; Greg Leitman; Lenny Brenner; Sam Viviano |
| 4 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2 | script: John Ficarra, Darren Rodstrom, Chris Swisher, Will Swisher; pencils: Darren Rodstrom, Will Swisher; inks: Darren Rodstrom, Will Swisher; colors: Darren Rodstrom, Will Swisher | Alfred E. Neuman; Caleb Rodstrom; George Lucas; Chris Swisher; Paul Levitz; Marty Markowitz; Irving Burgie; Robert Catell; Scot Medbury; jon Bresman; Brian Durniak; Amy Vozeolas; Dave Croatto; Dick DeBartolo; Dennis Wunderlin; Greg Leitman; Charlie Kadau; Joe Raiola; Cathy Gaines Mifsud |
| 6 | On Sale Now! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.34 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 9 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | letters: John Caldwell | Vincent van Gogh |
| 11 | Spider-Sham 3 | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Tobey Maguire [as Spider-Sham [Peeper Porker]]; James Franco [as Green Gobblygook [Harried Osbored]]; Thomas Haden Church [as Blandman]; Topher Grace [as Venema [Eddie Blecch]]; Kirsten Dunst [as MT]; Michael Bloomberg (cameo); Lois Lane (cameo); Clark Kent (cameo); Rosemary Harris [as Aunt Mayday P |
| 12 | The Young Man's Guide to Successful Mall Romance | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Rich Powell; inks: Rich Powell; letters: Rich Powell | |
| 13 | Planet TAD!!!!! | comic story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | Shia LaBeouf; Tad; Frank |
| 14 | Outtakes from Hillary's Sopranos Spoof | comic story | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Hillary Clinton; Bill Clinton |
| 15 | Failed Pitches for The New Simpsons Movie | comic story | 3 | pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood | Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Eddie Murphy; Ned Flanders; Maude Flanders; Comic Book Guy; Krusty the Clown; Barney Gumble; Moe Syszlak; Smithers; Mr. Burns |
| 16 | Things Shouted Out To Paris Hilton As She Left Prison | comic story | 1 | pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Paris Hilton; Nicholas Kristof |
| 18 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 19 | Did You Miss Any of These? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 20 | Monroe and...the Summer Jobs Part 1 | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler; colors: Ryan Flanders | Monroe; Monroe's father; Hector; Apache; Mr. Dameshek; Sally June; Sally June's father; Chompers; Mr. August |
| 21 | The MAD Guide for Public Speakers, Volume One: Phrases To Absolutely Avoid When Delivering a Eulogy... | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 23 | A MAD Look At Mixed Martial Arts | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 25 | Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Arnold; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Yu-Gi-O'Reilly; Yu-Gi-Oprah; Yu-Gi-Obama; Yu-Gi-O.J.; Yu-Gi-Olsen Twins; Yu-Gi-Osama; Yu-Gi-O'Donnell; Yu-Gi-O'Neal; Yu-Gi-Opie & Anthony |
| 26 | The Believability / Unbelievability of Harry Potter | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Dobby; Dumbledore; Harry Potter |
| 27 | Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 28 | Boo! | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Rodrigo Santoro [as Lord Beefjerxes]; Cojones; Testes; Treachery; Mentos; Abraham Lincoln (cameo); William Shakespeare (cameo); the hunchback |
| 29 | What the Heck Is the Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 30 | What Do Many Experts Say Is the Greatest Looming Threat To the American Public? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Osama Bin Laden; Sanjaya |
| 31 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |