| 0 | Buy This Issue, Muggle! | cover | 1 | pencils: James Bennett; inks: James Bennett | Alfred E. Neuman [as Voldemort] |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Paris Hilton; Seriously Wacked; Roger Clemens |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.67 | script: John Ficarra, Jim Hutchings; pencils: Jim Hutchings; inks: Jim Hutchings; colors: Jim Hutchings | Alfred E. Neuman; Donal Logue; Thomas Haden Church; Emily Frances; John Ficarra; Pete Lepage; Ana Hurka-Robles |
| 4 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Paris Hilton; Fidel Castro; Angelina Jolie; Dick Cheney; Jimmy Neutron; Rudy Giuliani; Roger Clemens; George Bush; Bill Clinton; Richard Nixon; Andrew Johnson |
| 7 | On Sale Now! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; George Bush |
| 8 | Harry Plodder and the Torture of the Fanbase | comic story | 7 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Daniel Radcliffe [as Harry Plodder]; Emma Watson [as Herwhiny Grungy]; Rupert Grint [as Runt Queasy]; Michael Gambon [as Doubledork]; Harry's mother; Harry's father; Ralph Fiennes [as Druckermort]; Gary Oldman [as Seriously Wacked]; Imelda Staunton [as Dolores Mmmbop]; James Phelps [as Fred Queasy]; |
| 10 | Things to Consider Before Accepting a Summer Job | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 11 | An Important Message from MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 12 | Monroe and...Gone Internet Phishin' | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | Monroe; Monroe's father; Monroe's mother; Monroe's grandfather; Sanja Rolando; Dr. Lance; Mr. Bines; Walter |
| 13 | If Chickens Could Time Travel | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | Colonel Sanders; Abraham Lincoln |
| 14 | MAD Has a Gay Old Time With Outtakes from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 15 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 16 | On Sale Now! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Remy |
| 17 | A MAD Look At Spider-Man 3 | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Mary Jane; Venom; Sandman |
| 19 | Don't You Hate When Your Parents...The Sequel! | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Dave Crosland; inks: Dave Crosland | |
| 20 | The Simple Prisonbreak Life | comic story | 1 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Paris Hilton; Nicole Richie |
| 21 | Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 22 | Everyday Pet Peeves of Transformers | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Transformers |
| 23 | The "Secret" Is Out! | comic story | 1 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | Bill Gaines [as Gibralter Tubbings]; Garfield Happlendunf IV; Bobby McFerrin; Ulysses M. Goldstein; Helvetica Narrows; Michael Fred Dackgammon |
| 24 | FAQs About McDonald's Trendy Makeover | comic story | 3 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; colors: Sarah Dyer | |
| 25 | What the Heck Is the Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 26 | Where Has the Recent Surge in Combatants Only Increased the Level of Violence? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 27 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |