| 0 | Aarrrhh! Pirates of The Caribbean | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Monroe's father; Capt. Jack Sparrow; Jabba The Hutt; Jeff Foxworthy |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1.67 | script: John Ficarra | Alrede E. Neuman; Rosie O'Donnell; Donald Trump; Monroe; Black Spy; White Spy; Fantabulaman; Joe Bitterman
letters by Eric Scura, Elliot Law, Kathy Patterson, Sandra Gonzalez, and Gunnar Oliphant
fan art by Sandra Gonzalez and Gunnar Oliphant |
| 4 | Transcript of the Best Damn MAD Plug Period | comic story | 1 | script: Chris Rose, John Salley, Bob Saget, Rodney Peete, Rob Dibble | Chris Rose; John Salley; Bob Saget; Rodney Peete; Rob Dibble |
| 5 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Joe Bitterman; Harry Potter; Neville Longbottom; Ron Weasley; Sorting Hat; Hedwig; Dobby; Peter Pettigrew; Hagrid; Mr. Snape; Hermoine Granger; Voldemort; Nearly Headless Nick; Jeff Foxworthy; Fidel Castro; Don Imus; Michael Richards; Batman; Robin; The Penguin |
| 9 | Things Overheard At The Premiere of Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Ryan Seacrest; Orlando Bloom; Johnny Depp; Jerry Seinfeld; Captain Morgan; SpongeBob Squarepants; Patrick Star; Joan Rivers; Keira Knightley; Naomie Harris; Lee Arenberg; Mackenzie Crook; Geoffrey Rush; Captain Davy Jones |
| 10 | Startling Similarities Between Modern Celebrities & Ancient Artifacts! | comic story | 2 | script: Chari Pere | Jennifer Lopez; The Three Stooges [Larry; Moe; Curly]; Jerry Seinfeld; Devo; Madonna; Michael Jackson; Star Jones |
| 11 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak; colors: Brian Durniak | Tad; Kevin; Sophie; Doug Spivak |
| 12 | MAD's Touchy-Feely Wrestlemania Outtakes | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Donald Trump; Vince McMahon |
| 13 | A MAD Look At Global Warming | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | iMus | illustration | 1 | pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | Don Imus |
| 15 | MAD's Minute-By-Minute Breakdown Of A School Field Trip | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | Lawrence Pitts; Mrs. Korstasian; Miss Faybner; 'Tiffatty' Jones; Sherman Lerpit; Mrs. Lieberernak; Derek Wemple; Mr. Lopez; Pokena Calderone; Elise Mahoney; Vincent Razzo |
| 16 | Rejected Star Wars Stamps | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Mark Stutzman; inks: Mark Stutzman | Darth Vader [Anakin Skywalker]; Darth Maul; Princess Leia; Mace Windu; Jar Jar Binks; Luke Skywalker (hand only); Jabba The Hutt; Chewbacca; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Tauntauns; Emperor Palpatine; Ewok |
| 17 | More Facts That Sound for a Second like They Might Be true...but Aren't | comic story | 1 | script: Justin Heimberg; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | Robert Fulton; Isaac Newton; George Washington Carver |
| 19 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 20 | Subscribe To MAD Classics...And Own This MAD Classic! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 21 | Monroe and... Harry Potter | comic story | 5 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | Monroe; Monroe's father; Walter; Dylan; Jolinda; Monroe's grandpa |
| 23 | MAD's Arrr!-Rated Outtakes From Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Captain Jack Sparrow; Captain Barbossa; Will Turner; Elizabeth Swann; Pintel; Ragetti; Tia Dalma |
| 24 | Coming Soon To Bookstores Everywhere! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; George W. Bush |
| 25 | The Strip Club | comic story | 3 | script: Keith Knight, John Kovaleski, Dustin Glick, Dan Long, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz; pencils: Keith Knight, John Kovaleski, Dustin Glick, Dan Long, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz; inks: Keith Knight, John Kovaleski, Dustin Glick, Dan Long, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz; letters: Keith Knight, John Kovaleski, Dustin Glick, Dan Long, Douglas Paszkiewicz | Father O'Flannity; Choirboy Timmy; Keith Richards; Rex; The Hero Santon; Jimmy; Mr. Carlson |
| 26 | Final Installment of The Gross And Beyond Gross Trilogy | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 27 | Fox News Comedy Shows That Never Got Off The Ground | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Santopadre; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Bill Clinton; Barney Frank; Lance Bass; Jesse Jackson; Barack Obama; Al Gore; Hillary Clinton (cameo); John Edwards (cameo); Dennis Miller; Saddam Hussein; Nancy Pelosi |
| 28 | What The Heck Is The Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 29 | What Asian Menace Is Causing Anxiety And Sleepless Nights For Many Americans? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Kim Jong Il; Godzilla |
| 30 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |