| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Lewd & Disorder: It's P.U. | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Richard Belzer [as Punch]; Ice-T [as Fizz]; Mariska Hargitay [as Buxom]; Christopher Meloni [as Stomper]; Dann Florek [as Captain Croak-em]; BD Wong [as Dr. Hung]; Dick Tracy (cameo); Peter Weller [as Robocop] (cameo) |
| 3 | Rejected Army Recruiting Posters | illustration | 3 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: AP/Wide World, Irving Schild; inks: AP/Wide World, Irving Schild; colors: AP/Wide World, Irving Schild | |
| 4 | 10 Ways to Liven Up the National Spelling Bee | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 5 | Mad's Venomous Outtakes from Spider-Man 3 | comic story | 3 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 6 | Monroe and...Cruelty Free | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | |
| 7 | The Average 5th Grader Knows... | comic story | 2 | script: J. Prete; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Artists | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | 1 vs. 300 | illustration | 1 | pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 10 | Planet TAD!!!!! [May 19, 2007 2:09 PM-May 31, 2007 7:06 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | |
| 11 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 12 | Photos Peter Parker Couldn't Sell to the Daily Bugle | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 13 | What You Have to Look Forward to As a Middle-Aged Mall Rat | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 14 | Dud the Lousy Hunter | comic story | 4 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Brain "Dud" Choppedham; Breasts Choppedham; Teeveeland Choppedham; Brain-Free Choppedham; Waldo (cameo); Ozzy Osbourne (cameo); Andre Wapatula; Don Ho (cameo) |
| 15 | What Has Many American Students Jittery and Edgy? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |