| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Stutzman; inks: Mark Stutzman; colors: Mark Stutzman | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, P. C. Vey, Garth Gerhart; pencils: Jack Syracuse, Charles Akins, P. C. Vey, Garth Gerhart; inks: Jack Syracuse, Charles Akins, P. C. Vey, Garth Gerhart; colors: Garth Gerhart; letters: P. C. Vey | |
| 4 | Limited Thickwit's a Series of Uneventful Misfortunes | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Jude Law [as Limited Thickwit]; Emily Browning [as Violate Bootylicious]; Liam Aiken [as Klams Bootylicious]; Scummy Bootylicious; Jim Carrey [as Count Stroganoff; also as Stupido and Captain Shemp]; Billy Connolly [as Uncle Mangy]; Meryl Streep [as Aunt Jehosephat]; Sylvester the Cat (cameo); Wile |
| 5 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 6 | 8 Solid Reasons to Get Rid of the Death Penalty | comic story | 2 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey; letters: P. C. Vey | |
| 7 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at Celebrity Poker Showdown | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, David Shayne; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 8 | Monroe and... Texas Hold 'em | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 9 | Repeat the Fock-Ups | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Ben Stiller [as Gag Fock-up]; Robert DeNiro [as Jerk Burned]; Trix (cat); Teri Polo [as Pampers Burned]; Blythe Danner [as Dreamie Burned]; Barbra Streisand [as Razz Fock-up]; Dustin Hoffman [as Beanie Fock-up]; Joan Rivers [as Grandma Fock-up] (cameo); Jackie Mason [as Grandpa Fock-up] (cameo) |
| 10 | Dan Rather's Final News Broadcast | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Nick Cocotos; inks: Tom Nick Cocotos; colors: Tom Nick Cocotos | |
| 11 | A Mad Look at Bullies | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 12 | Ben Affleck: The Art of the Poker Face | comic story | 1 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 13 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 14 | Mad's Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of a Typical Red-Carpet Pre-Awards Show | comic story | 3 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 15 | Thanks to the Popularity of Poker... | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 16 | One Fine Morning in Florida | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Donald Trump |
| 17 | Dreadwood | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Ian McShane [as Mal Swearoffen]; David Milch (cameo); W. Earl Brown [as Dank]; William Sanderson [as E.B.]; Jimmy; Paula Malcomson [as Trickle]; Mrs. Scarlett; Timothy Olyphant [as Buttock]; Robin Weigert [as Calamitous Jane]; Sarah Jessica Parker [as Carrie Bradshaw] (cameo); Kim Cattrall [as Saman |
| 18 | What Big Star's Record Is the Public Just Not Buying? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |