| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Patrick Merrell, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Jack Syracuse, Tom Cheney, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope, Ray Alma, Garth Gerhart; inks: Jack Syracuse, Tom Cheney, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope, Ray Alma, Garth Gerhart; colors: Garth Gerhart | |
| 2 | Constant-Theme | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Peter Stormare [as Satan]; Keanu Reeves [as John Constant-theme]; Rachel Weisz [as Angina Dudson]; Shia LeBeouf [as Spaz Chandler]; Tilda Swinton [as Glockenspiel]; Pruitt Taylor Vince [as Father Hennessy-On-The-Rocks]; Djimon Hounsou [as Papa Midriff]; Max Baker [as Bedpan]; Gavin Rossdale [as Howb |
| 3 | Other Images of Religious Figures in Food | photo story | 2 | script: Joe Raiola; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 4 | Glaring Symptoms of Video Game Addiction | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 5 | The Concussion-ator 3000 | comic story | 1 | script: Dave Croatto, Johnny Styne; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 6 | The Mad World of... Kids vs. Parents | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Marc Hempel; inks: Marc Hempel | |
| 7 | Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest | comic story | 2 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey; letters: P. C. Vey | |
| 8 | Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at Cheating | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | William Shakespeare, Sports Commentator | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker, AP/Wide World; inks: Mort Drucker, AP/Wide World; colors: AP/Wide World | |
| 10 | Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable | comic story | 3 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 11 | Monroe and... the Inheritance | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 12 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | |
| 13 | Things We Definitely Won’t Miss About Buying CDs | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 14 | A Sneak Peek at the ESPN3 Programming Lineup | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 15 | Madison Avenue Smackdown | comic story | 2 | script: Arie Kaplan; pencils: Francis Mao, Eric Powell; inks: Francis Mao, Eric Powell | |
| 16 | One Fine Morning in Fallujah | comic story | 1 | pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 17 | What is the Hottest New Fan Giveaway at Sports Stadiums? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |