| 0 | Our 47th Annual Super Bowl Issue! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | It's Time to Put the 'Foot' Back in 'Football'! | comic story | 2 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | |
| 4 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Patrick Merrell, Al Jaffee, Tom Cheney, Evan Dorkin; pencils: Jack Syracuse, Al Jaffee, Tom Cheney, Charles Akins, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope; inks: Jack Syracuse, Al Jaffee, Tom Cheney, Charles Akins, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope; colors: Garth Gerhart | |
| 5 | Two and a Half Wits | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Charlie Sheen [as Chilly Hopper]; Angus T. Jones [as Jade Hopper]; Jon Cryer [as Alas Hopper]; Holland Taylor [as Evian Hopper]; Marin Hinkle [as Shrewish]; Melanie Lynskey [as Arouse]; Conchata Ferrell [as Burpa]; Oscar Madison (cameo); Felix Unger (cameo) |
| 6 | 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything Part VIII | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 7 | Viewing Guide to Super Bowl Halftime Counterprogramming | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 8 | Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest | comic story | 1 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey; letters: P. C. Vey | |
| 9 | Spy vs Spy 2005 Calendar | illustration | 2 | pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 10 | Broadcast Highlights and Innovations to Watch for in Super Bowl XXXIX | comic story | 4 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 11 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 12 | A MAD Look at the Incredibles | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | Suggested Titles for the Next Indiana Jones Movie | comic story | 2 | script: Matthew A. Cohen; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 14 | A Series of Unfortunate Outtakes from Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events | photo story | 3 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); colors: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 15 | Monroe and... the Swap | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 16 | Which Simpsons Character Is Gay? | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 17 | Lines Cut from George W. Bush's 2005 Inauguration Speech | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | George W. Bush |
| 18 | Another Morning on Fifth Avenue | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 19 | What Controversial Transportation Issue Has Politicians in an Uproar? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |