| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | America's Most Wanton | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | John Walsh; Lt. Ed Bacon; Werner Burner; Morgan P. Hassle; David Shame; |
| 2 | Some Less-Than-Subtle Indications That Your Fairy Tale Romance Isn’t Going to Have a Happy Ending | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | Even Yet Still Further More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Today's Hottest CDs | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin | |
| 4 | A Toll of Two Cities | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 5 | When Other Teen Idols Jump on the Young Adult Novel Bandwagon | comic story | 4 | script: Arie Kaplan; pencils: Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Ray Alma, Hermann Mejía; inks: Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Ray Alma, Hermann Mejía | |
| 6 | Monroe and… the Youth Job Expo | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 7 | Harry Potter: Missing Dialogue They Won't Even Include on the Special Nine-Hour Collector's Edition Commemorative DVD | photo story | 2 | script: Greg Leitman | |
| 8 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 9 | For Whom the Booth Tolls | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg; colors: Wildstorm | Roger Kaputnik |
| 11 | 2001: The Year in Film | photo story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World | |
| 12 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Michael Jordan |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Monsters, Inc. | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | New Sales Pitches for Old Technology | comic story | 2 | script: Greg Allikas; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 15 | Only in Hollywood… | comic story | 2 | script: John Biederman; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake | |
| 16 | Eh! | comic story | 4 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Tom Cavanagh [as Eh]; Julie Bowen [as Carole Vesty]; Mr. Northfield; Jimmy Smith; Michael Ian Black [as Philch]; Justin Long [as Cheesewizz] |
| 17 | What Goes Down Must Come Up | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 18 | What Widely Read Fiction Has Become a National Obsession? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |