| 0 | The 20 Dumbest People, Events, and Things of 2001! | cover | 1 | pencils: Roberto Parada; inks: Roberto Parada | |
| 1 | Boston Pubic | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Chi McBride [as Principal Stuffing Hopeless]; Anthony Heald [as Squat Glueball]; Fyvush Finkel [as Harvey Limpshvantz]; Jessalyn Gilsig [as Boring Davis]; Nicky Katt [as Harry Sensitive]; Loretta Devine [as Marla Schmendrick]; Sharon Leal [as Marylin Hooter]; David E. Smelley; Jughead Jones (cameo); |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Security | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | The Controversial Artist Instruction School | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Santopadre; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 4 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 5 | Amazing Facts (and Surprising Discoveries) from the Human Genome DNA Project | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 6 | Monroe and… Tinsel Teeth | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 7 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Eddie Murphy |
| 8 | The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2002 | comic story | 18 | script: Mike Snider, Greg Leitman, Duck Edwing, Frank Jacobs, Jeff Kruse, Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres, Drew Friedman, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Mort Drucker, Hermann Mejía; inks: Angelo Torres, Drew Friedman, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Mort Drucker, Hermann Mejía | |
| 9 | The Sopranos Family Circus | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | |
| 10 | Season’s Greetings 2001 From the Usual Gang of Idiots | illustration | 1 | pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |