| 0 | Smellville | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Tom Welling [as Clark Kent]; Kristin Kreuk [as Lana Lang]; Alfred E. Neuman [as Lex Luthor] |
| 1 | Smellville | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Tom Welling [as Cluck Camp]; Kristin Kreuk [as Lotta Lung]; Eric Johnson [as Whipme]; Sam Jones III [as Pete Moss]; John Schneider [as Pa Camp]; Annette O’Toole [as Ma Camp]; Michael Rosenbaum [as Lacks Lager]; John Glover [as Lying Lager]; Allison Mack [as Chloe Sullivan]; Margot Kidder (cameo); Te |
| 2 | Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 3 | Rejected Harry Potter Merchandise | comic story | 2 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 4 | A Mad Look at Street Vendors | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | Still More Instant Movie Reviews | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Amanda Conner; inks: Amanda Conner; colors: Digital Chameleon | |
| 6 | Monroe and… the Congressman | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 7 | Unintended and Unfortunate Consequences of "It" | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 8 | Ways NASA Can Appeal to the 18-34 Male Demographic | comic story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg; colors: Digital Chameleon | Roger Kaputnik |
| 10 | Key Points of George W. Bush's Environmental Plan | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | George W. Bush; Dick Cheney |
| 11 | Birthday Blowup | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 12 | When Teachers Go Bad | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 13 | Behind Empty Lines | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Commander Peedoff; Squiddly Diddly (cameo); Tom Hanks [as Chuck Noland] (cameo); Olive Oyl (cameo); Owen Wilson [as Lt. Burner]; Gene Hackman [as Admiral Realguts]; Popeye the Sailor Man (cameo) |
| 14 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Madonna |
| 15 | New Children's Titles to Cash In On the Taliban-Related Book Craze | comic story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 16 | What Civil Liberty Will Americans Never Give Up, Even During International Conflicts? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |