| 0 | Achtung! Special Genetic Purity Issue | cover | 1 | pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Adolf Hitler |
| 1 | The Successful Lover's Secret for Satisfying Women: Scott Russo's Jizz Personal Lubricant | illustration | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Ludwig van Beethoven (photo) |
| 2 | Editorial Five | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | |
| 3 | - | text article | 2 | script: Scott Russo, Edward Koch | |
| 4 | - | illustration | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Cecilia |
| 5 | - | text article | 1 | script: Scott Russo, Helena G. Harvilicz | |
| 6 | My Dad Spreads His Brand of Warmth as We Decorate Our Christmas Tree (12•18•90) | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 7 | Jimmy Stewart Reads from the Torah | illustration | 1 | script: Scott Russo | Jimmy Stewart (photo) |
| 8 | Some Scenes from the Russo Family Album | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | ? [as Scott Russo]; Dame Shiksa Goldberg; ? [as Isaac Asimov] |
| 9 | America, the Stinking Socialist Oligarchical Hole | illustration | 1 | script: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | George Herbert Walker Bush (photo); Adolf Hitler (photo) |
| 10 | Fugitive Pope | text article | 3 | script: Tony Alamo | Yasser Arafat (photo); Pope John Paul II (photo) |
| 11 | Tom Metzger's Racial Etiquette | text article | 1 | script: Scott Russo, Glenn Westrom | Tom Metzger (photo) |
| 12 | Scott's Brother and Father Preaching Love for all Mankind (Real and Overheard - December 12, 1990) | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 13 | Fantagraphics Books | comic story | 5 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Gary Groth |
| 14 | Government Is a Bitter Pill. | illustration | 1 | script: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | |
| 15 | The Classifieds | text story | 1 | script: Scott Russo | |
| 16 | Social Contract Between an Individual and the United States Government | text story | 1 | script: Robert E. Alexander | |
| 17 | Pope John Paul II Has Never Made One Anti-Nazi Statement, Certainly Because He Is a Nazi | illustration | 1 | script: Tony Alamo; letters: Scott Russo | Pope John Paul II (photo) |
| 18 | Cleansing the Gene Pool | illustration | 1 | script: Glenn Westrom; pencils: Glenn Westrom; inks: Glenn Westrom; letters: Glenn Westrom | |