| 0 | ...I Was Happy Once. | cover | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 1 | Nothing is Sacred. I Want My Whiteboy Music Back on MTV. | text article | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 2 | Editorial | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Scott Russo | |
| 3 | The Late Great White Man | comic story | 5 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 4 | The Raw Signing (May 12, 1990) | comic story | 3 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo, Art Spiegelman |
| 5 | A Slice o' Life | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 6 | A Local Comic Dealer Sez: | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 7 | Fantagraphics Liberi Thesaurus | illustration | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | |
| 8 | - | text article | 2 | script: Scott Russo, Christopher J. Mega | |
| 9 | Six Steps To Being An Independent Cartoonist | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 10 | Never Do Any Fuckin' Favours | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 11 | My First Year In Junior High School | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 12 | A Slice o' Life | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 13 | Oh, to be a Jew | cartoon | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Sadie |
| 14 | And Now... a Message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Whatever That Means) | comic story | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Sonny; Grandpa |
| 15 | - | letters page | 1 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Scott Russo |
| 16 | Some Comments About Scott Russo's Jizz | text story | 1 | script: Scott Russo | |
| 17 | - | text article | 1 | script: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | |
| 18 | Forvm | illustration | 1 | pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | |