| 0 | We Dump On The iPad | cover | 1 | script: Scott Nickel; pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Woody; Buzz Lightyear; Bill O'Reilly; Black Spy |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 3.25 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Vick Arkoff, BG183, Tats Cru; inks: Vick Arkoff, BG183, Tats Cru; colors: Vick Arkoff, BG183, Tats Cru | Jorge Garcia; Henry Ian Cusick; Michael Emerson; Daniel Dae Kim; Elizabeth Mitchell; Josh Holloway; Frank Conniff; J. Elvis Weinstein; Trace Beaulieu; Joel Hodgson |
| 5 | - | credits, title page | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 4 | script: P. C. Vey, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Darren Johnson, Ryan Pagelow, Duck Edwing; pencils: Dave Croatto, P. C. Vey, Evan Dorkin, Tom Bunk, Charles Akins, Gary Hallgren; inks: Dave Croatto, P. C. Vey, Sarah Dyer, Tom Bunk, Charles Akins, Gary Hallgren | Calvin |
| 7 | An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 8 | Subscribe To MAD And Own A Piece of MAD History! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 9 | MAD Rates The iPad For Various Demographics | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 10 | Toyota Story | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Raggedy Ann |
| 11 | Bieber Versus... | text story | 2 | pencils: Kenuu / Dreamstime.com, Saddako123 / Dreamstime.com, Brookefuller / Dreamstime.com; inks: Kenuu / Dreamstime.com, Saddako123 / Dreamstime.com, Brookefuller / Dreamstime.com; colors: Kenuu / Dreamstime.com, Saddako123 / Dreamstime.com, Brookefuller / Dreamstime.com | Boo Boo Bear, Bebop, Bowser, Bill Clinton, Boba Fett |
| 12 | A MAD Look At The Twilight Saga | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | Edward Cullen; Bella Swan; Jacob Black; Victoria |
| 13 | The MAD World of...Lying And Cheating | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Marc Hempel; inks: Marc Hempel | |
| 14 | The A-Hole Team | comic story | 1 | pencils: ?; ? (photo); inks: ?; ? (photo); colors: ?; ? (photo); letters: typeset | Bill O'Reilly; Glenn Beck; Sean Hannity; ? |
| 15 | Mr. T Tweets While Watching The A-Team | comic story | 2 | pencils: Charon / Dreamstime.com; inks: Charon / Dreamstime.com; colors: Charon / Dreamstime.com | Mr. T; Colonel Hannibal Smith; Lt. 'Faceman' Peck; B.A. Baracus; Captain H.M. Murdock |
| 16 | 9 Unmistakable Signs That You're Not Quite Over Your Ex | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 17 | Reich Guard | comic story | 1 | pencils: Splash News; inks: Splash News; colors: Splash News | Jesse James |
| 18 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Dan Thompson, Dustin Glick, Christopher Baldwin, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Scott Nickel, Ted Rall; pencils: Dan Thompson, Dustin Glick, Christopher Baldwin, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Scott Nickel, Ted Rall; inks: Dan Thompson, Dustin Glick, Christopher Baldwin, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Scott Nickel, Ted Rall; letters: Dan Thompson, Dustin Glick, Christopher Baldwin, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Scott Nickel, Ted Rall | Fantabulaman; Fangman; Vultureman; Doppelgansta |
| 19 | The KFC Triple By-Pass! | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 20 | More Sarah Palin Speaking Contract Demands | text story | 2 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Sarah Palin |
| 21 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 22 | 12 Reasons We Hate Cell Phones | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 23 | Fight Unemployment! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 24 | 1001 Escalators To Ride Before You Die | text story | 2 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Infocus / Dreamstime.com, PCheruvi / Dreamstime.com, Viviolsen / Dreamstime.com, PMPhoto / Dreamstime.com, Mashe / Dreamstime.com; inks: Infocus / Dreamstime.com, PCheruvi / Dreamstime.com, Viviolsen / Dreamstime.com, PMPhoto / Dreamstime.com, Mashe / Dreamstime.com; colors: Infocus / Dreamstime.com, PCheruvi / Dreamstime.com, Viviolsen / Dreamstime.com, PMPhoto / Dreamstime.com, Mashe / Dreamstime.com | |
| 25 | Pestco | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Ailenn / Dreamstime.com, Andreaus / Dreamstime.com, Bruce Works / Dreamstime.com, Claucarlsen / Dreamstime.com, Cynoclub / Dreamstime.com, Enid Arvelo / Dreamstime.com; inks: Ailenn / Dreamstime.com, Andreaus / Dreamstime.com, Bruce Works / Dreamstime.com, Claucarlsen / Dreamstime.com, Cynoclub / Dreamstime.com, Enid Arvelo / Dreamstime.com; colors: Ailenn / Dreamstime.com, Andreaus / Dreamstime.com, Bruce Works / Dreamstime.com, Claucarlsen / Dreamstime.com, Cynoclub / Dreamstime.com, Enid Arvelo / Dreamstime.com | |
| 26 | Archie Marries Jughead | comic story | 3 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: R. Sikoryak; inks: R. Sikoryak | Archie Andrews, Chuck Clayton, Coach Kleats, Betty Cooper, Dilton Doiley, Miss Grundy, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle, Moose Mason, Mr. Weatherbee, Pop Tate |
| 27 | The MAD Vault 1992 | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart, Frank Jacobs, Desmond Devlin, Duck Edwing, John Caldwell, Joe Raiola; pencils: Mort Drucker, Rick Tulka, Jack Davis, Duck Edwing, John Caldwell, George Woodbridge; inks: Mort Drucker, Rick Tulka, Jack Davis, Duck Edwing, John Caldwell, George Woodbridge; colors: Irving Schild | Blondie Bumstead, George H. W. Bush, Alfred E. Neuman |
| 28 | One Afternoon In The Confessional | comic story | 1 | pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 29 | What Situation Has Many Americas Sickened And Disgusted? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 30 | Drawn Out Dramas | filler | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |