| 0 | I ♥'ed Obama | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Sarah Palin; Tiger Woods; Black Spy; White Spy; Twitter trademark bird; Shellshock |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.75 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Sergio Aragonés, Jim Hutchings; inks: Sergio Aragonés, Jim Hutchings; colors: Jim Hutchings | Hannah Cook; Dick DeBartolo; Conor Angel; Jim Mazur; 'Pits' DeArmond; Alfred E. Neuman; The Situation; Snooki; Lady Gaga; Zach Galifianakis; Kim Kardashian; Frank Jacobs |
| 4 | - | credits, title page | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 5 | script: Jeff Kruse, J. C. Duffy, Desmond Devlin, Darren Johnson, Nate Fakes; pencils: Sam Sisco, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Sam Viviano, Tom Richmond, J. C. Duffy; inks: Sam Sisco, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Sam Viviano, Tom Richmond, J. C. Duffy; letters: Nate Fakes | Barack Obama; Lady Gaga; Twisted Toaster; Sarah Palin; Geico Gecko; Flo; Dennis Haysbert; Jake Sully; Mark McGwire; Billy Mays; Glenn Beck; Garfield; Conan O'Brien; Jay Leno |
| 7 | Relive The Stupidity! | illustration | 1 | pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Barack Obama; Tareq Salahi; Michaele Salahi; Falcon Heene; Richard Heene |
| 8 | Tiger Cheat | comic story | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Tiger Woods; Jon Gosselin |
| 9 | We're Temporarily Stopping Production | text article | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 10 | On Sale Now! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 11 | The MAD Quarterly Report December 2009 - March 2010 | text article | 1 | pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Lou Dobbs; Donald Trump; Rod Blagojevich; Kate Hudson; Alex Rodriguez; Rush Limbaugh; Sarah Palin; Brian Williams; Tareq Salahi; Michaele Salahi; Charlie Sheen; Sheikh Khalifa; John Edwards |
| 12 | The Big Bomb Theory | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Albert Einstein; Johnny Galecki [as Leper Halfstudler]; Kaley Cuoco [as Panty]; Jim Parsons [as Shellshock]; Kunal Nayyar [as Razzberry]; Simon Helberg [as Howsad] |
| 13 | Fight Unemployment! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 14 | The Tiger Woods Mistress Mini-Golf Fun Center | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Ty Templeton; inks: Ty Templeton | Tiger Woods; Elin Woods; Gloria Allred |
| 15 | The Darker Side of The Lighter Side | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Dave Berg |
| 16 | An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 17 | Amish Mantle And Miracle Invention help Your Bank Balance Hit Rock Bottom | text story | 2 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 18 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 19 | The Rich Rewards of A Full-Time Career As A Convenience Store Clerk | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 20 | A MAD Look At Avatar | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | Jake Sully; Colonel Miles Quaritch; Neytiri |
| 21 | The 9 Reasons You Can't Get A Job | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 22 | 7 Periods Closer To Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 23 | The 38 Worst Things About Late Night TV! | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin, Scott Maiko, Jeff Kruse; pencils: Hermann Mejía, Ward Sutton; inks: Hermann Mejía, Ward Sutton | Jon Stewart; Conan O'Brien; Ross The Intern; David Letterman; John J. Doherty; George Lopez; Andy Richter; Jimmy Kimmel; Uncle Frank Potenza; Jay Leno; Jimmy Fallon; Johnny Carson; Ed McMahon; Stephen Colbert; Bill O'Reilly; Barack Obama; Craig Ferguson |
| 24 | MAD's Iron Man 2 Outtakes | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Iron Man [Tony Stark]; Pepper Potts; Whiplash [Ivan Vanko]; Nick Fury |
| 25 | Stop The Spread Of Germs! | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 26 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Christopher Baldwin, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Dustin Glick; pencils: Christopher Baldwin, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Dustin Glick; inks: Christopher Baldwin, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Dustin Glick; letters: Christopher Baldwin, Joey Alison Sayers, Scott Nickel, Feggo, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Dustin Glick | |
| 27 | The MAD Vault 1969 | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Ridgeway, Al Jaffee, Larry Siegel, Stan Hart, Chris Hart, Frank Jacobs; pencils: Al Jaffee, Mort Drucker, Norman Mingo, Bob Clarke, Jack Davis, George Woodbridge; inks: Al Jaffee, Mort Drucker, Norman Mingo, Bob Clarke, Jack Davis, George Woodbridge | Alfred E. Neuman; Beetle Bailey; Sargeant Orville P. Snorkle; Captain Sam Scabbard |
| 28 | Steal These Tweets! | text article | 1 | script: Dave Croatto | Twitter trademark bird |
| 29 | What Condition Definitely Won't Be Covered By The New Obama Health Plan? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Tiger Woods |
| 30 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |