| 0 | Our Guarantee | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Bore Growls; Black Spy |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.67 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Sophia (of Kid Nation); Angela-Jo Griffin [as White Spy]; Jennifer Mawhinney [as Black Spy]; Al Jaffee; Ashley Davie |
| 6 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 8 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Dennis Kucinich; Al Gore; George Bush |
| 10 | George W. Bush "Spins" His Final State Of The Union Address | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Ward Sutton; inks: Ward Sutton | Bill Clinton; Hillary Clinton; John Kerry; Barack Obama; Al Gore; Dick Cheney; George Bush; Nancy Pelosi; Condoleezza Rice; George H. W. Bush; Barbara Bush; Laura Bush; Karl Rove |
| 11 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 12 | Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Ryan Flanders | |
| 13 | Zeroes | illustration | 2 | pencils: ?; ? (photo); inks: ?; ? (photo); colors: ?; ? (photo); letters: typeset | John McCain; Hillary Clinton; Fred Thompson; Barack Obama; Dennis Kucinich; Mitt Romney; John Edwards; Rudy Giuliani; Bill Richardson; Mike Huckabee; Ron Paul; Joe Lieberman |
| 14 | Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at Death | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Millions Of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 17 | Monroe And...The Recall | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler; colors: Ryan Flanders | Monroe; Dylan; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father; Monroe's grandfather |
| 18 | Own A Piece Of MAD History! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 19 | When The Morbidly Obese Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 20 | MAD's Juvenile Kid Nation Outtakes | comic story | 3 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 22 | Every Issue Of MAD Magazine on 1 DVD! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 23 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: John Kovaleski, Ted Rall, Joey Sayers, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Christopher Baldwin, Scott Nickel; pencils: John Kovaleski, Ted Rall, Joey Sayers, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Christopher Baldwin, Scott Nickel; inks: John Kovaleski, Ted Rall, Joey Sayers, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Christopher Baldwin, Scott Nickel; letters: John Kovaleski, Ted Rall, Joey Sayers, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Christopher Baldwin, Scott Nickel | Fantabulaman [Dan Hack aka. Buzzman] |
| 25 | Happy Hour Candidate Rundown | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | Rudy Giuliani; Barack Obama; John Edwards; John McCain; Hillary Clinton; Dennis Kucinich |
| 26 | Man Vs. Wild...At The Mall | comic story | 4 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Bore Growls; mall cop |
| 27 | What The Heck Is The Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | The Clintstones; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 29 | What Unqualified, Smug Goofball Was, Thankfully, Banned From Running For President In 2008? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | George W. Bush |
| 30 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |