| 0 | Our Tribute To The Year's Biggest Idiots! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Keith Richards |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.67 | script: John Ficarra, Marco Kuipers, Steve Matthews; pencils: Marco Kuipers; inks: Marco Kuipers; colors: Marco Kuipers | Alfred E. Neuman; Nick Contino; Matt Handfield; Jim Hutchings; Darth Vader; Chewbacca; Princess Leia; Black Spy; C3PO; Lando Calrissian; Monroe; Angela Lansbury; Reese Woolf; Alec Donovan; Danielle Shusterman; Jiaying Wei; Nathaniel Stein; Mekko Harjo; Max Brunstein; Nick Danzi; Erin Dameron; Grawp |
| 6 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 4 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: ?; typeset | Prince Charles; Jenna Bush; Laura Bush; Barbara Bush; Henry Hager; Dick DeBartolo; Jerry Seinfeld; Tracy Morgan; Al Gore; Tina Fey; Alec Baldwin; Spider-Man; Aunt May |
| 8 | Millions Of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 9 | The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2007! | comic story | 23 | script: Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Dave Croatto, Jacob Lambert, Scott Maiko, Matthew A. Cohen; pencils: Mark Fredrickson, Mark Stutzman, Gary Hallgren, Dave Croatto, Irving Schild, Mort Drucker; inks: Mark Fredrickson, Mark Stutzman, Gary Hallgren, Dave Croatto, Irving Schild, Mort Drucker; colors: Irving Schild, AP/Wide World | Michael Vick; George W. Bush; Don Imus; Britney Spears; G.I. Woe; Howard K. Stern; Larry Birkhead; Judge Larry Seidlin; Paris Hilton; Lisa Marie Nowak; Isiah Washington; Tim Hardaway; Rev. Ted Haggard; Ann Coulter; Keith Richards; Scotter Libby; Tony Soprano; Dr. Jennifer Melfi; Doomsday; Gallagher; |
| 10 | Own A Piece Of MAD History! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 13 | Shtoink! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.5 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 15 | Planet Tad!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | Tad; Mr. Campbell; Doug Spivak; Chet; Julie Underhill; Aaron Reynolds |
| 16 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 17 | What The Heck Is The Difference? | activity | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 18 | A MAD Look At Dancing With The Stars | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 20 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |