| 0 | Our Brain-Dead Zombie Issue! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Toucan Sam |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1.67 | script: John Ficarra, Joyce Carol Oates | Alfred E.Neuman; Chuck D. |
| 4 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Michael Vick; George Bush; Mitt Romney; Ralph "The Stickler" Backne; Joe Bitterman |
| 8 | When Other Advertising Characters Get TV Shows | comic story | 3 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Geico cavemen; Verizon guy; Marlee Matlin; Travelocity gnome; Heather Locklear; Doris Roberts; Mrs. Butterworth; Toucan Sam; Steve Shirripa; Tony the Tiger; Lisa Kudrow; Andy Richter; PC guy; Mac guy |
| 10 | Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans | comic story | 2 | script: Nathaniel Stein; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Hillary Clinton; Bill Clinton |
| 12 | Another Fruitless Issue! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.5 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 13 | A MAD Look At Zombies | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Planet TAD!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | Tad; Tad's mom; April Dawson; Kevin; Chuck; Julie Kahn; Samantha Scanlon; Violet Liu; Nina Patterson; Sara Jacobsen; Kate McLean; Susan Regan; Stu Lawrence |
| 17 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Rob Harrell, Dan Long, Jason Yungbluth, Paul Gilligan, Keith Knight, Scott Nickel; pencils: Rob Harrell, Dan Long, Jason Yungbluth, Paul Gilligan, Keith Knight, Scott Nickel; inks: Rob Harrell, Dan Long, Jason Yungbluth, Paul Gilligan, Keith Knight, Scott Nickel; letters: Rob Harrell, Dan Long, Jason Yungbluth, Paul Gilligan, Keith Knight, Scott Nickel | King Ticklebunny; Father Flannity; Nicole Richie; The Boogieman |
| 19 | The Magical Bear That Made People's Dreams Come True | text story | 2 | script: Brian McConnachie; pencils: Leonardo Rodriguez; inks: Leonardo Rodriguez | Eliot Pressman; Malvolio |
| 20 | One Day At Lincoln High | comic story | 1 | script: Eric Scott; pencils: Eric Scott; inks: Eric Scott; letters: Eric Scott | |
| 22 | Idiotic Anti-Gun Control Arguments The NRA Hasn't Used - Yet! | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Thomas Jefferson; Michael Moore |
| 24 | Things That Really Get Under A Zombie's Skin | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 25 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 26 | What School Bus Drivers Are Doing While You're In Class! | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 27 | 7 Periods Closer To Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 29 | Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 30 | 1 Is Worse Than 100 | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Boob Braggit; Henry Laporte; George Wendt; Paris Hilton; Vicki Newton; Bob Barker |
| 31 | What The Heck Is The Difference? | activity | 1 | pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 33 | What Little Rat-Faced Chef Raked In Millions This Year? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | "Ratatouille" kitchen staff; Rachael Ray |
| 34 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |