| 0 | We Pick On Dane Cook | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | A Day in the Life of Dane Cook | comic story | 3 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 3 | The Snowman: The Alternate Version | comic story | 1 | script: Emily Flake; pencils: Emily Flake; inks: Emily Flake; colors: Emily Flake | |
| 4 | Thanks to YouTube... | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 5 | Refrigerator Art Reviews by Buffy Brindle, Ph.D. | photo story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 6 | Mad Deconstructs TV Talk Shows This Month: Best Damn Sports Show Period | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 7 | Signs You Have a Lousy School Nurse | comic story | 2 | script: Don Vaughan; pencils: Tim Hamilton; inks: Tim Hamilton | |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Insects | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | Stankee Candle Spring Catalog | photo story | 3 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Irving Schild, Scott Bricher; inks: Irving Schild, Scott Bricher | |
| 10 | It's Good...It's Better...But it Totally Sucks... | comic story | 3 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 11 | Monroe and...The New Grillz | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | |
| 12 | What I Gotta Do for My Allowance! | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | Francis "The Hamsterboy" Randolph; Devon Hobart Smatworth III; Donny Flanigan; Zack Stanski; Angie Dellaviscolini; Todd Olsen; Tiffany Newcom; Jeffrey Hicks |
| 13 | Planet TAD!!!!! [February 1, 2007 4:07 PM-February 27, 2007 4:47 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | |
| 14 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 15 | Ninny 911 | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Head Nanny Lecture'em; Nanny Dread; Nanny BeGone; Nanny Yella; MaryAnn Hyper; Carl Hyper; Robitussin Hyper; Vicks Hyper; Nyquil Hyper |
| 16 | What Alternate Mode of Transportation May Soon Have Energy Companies Quaking in Their Boots? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |