| 0 | Flash! We Cover Britney's Scandalous Photo! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Gap Celebrity Ads You May Have Missed | illustration | 4 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 3 | War Cliches: Completing the Sentences | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 4 | A Mad Look at The Amazing Race | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | The Eye of a Kitten | text story | 2 | script: Brian McConnachie; pencils: Leonardo Rodriguez; inks: Leonardo Rodriguez | |
| 6 | The Multifaceted Upside of Having a Multiple Personality Disorder in School | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 7 | Other Inconvenient Truths About Global Warming That Al Gore Didn't Mention | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 8 | Other Rules Inspired by the 5 Second Rule | comic story | 3 | script: John Samony; pencils: Jose Garibaldi; inks: Jose Garibaldi | |
| 9 | Monroe and...The School Dance | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | |
| 10 | Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Public Apology | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 11 | Practical Uses for the Diet Coke/Mentos Formula | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 12 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 13 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Vic Black, Zach Weiner, Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Joey Alison Sayers, Jason Yungbluth; pencils: Vic Black, Zach Weiner, Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Joey Alison Sayers, Jason Yungbluth; inks: Vic Black, Zach Weiner, Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Joey Alison Sayers, Jason Yungbluth; letters: Vic Black, Zach Weiner, Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Joey Alison Sayers, Jason Yungbluth | |
| 14 | Foolastic Book Club | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Scott Bricher, Gary Hallgren; inks: Scott Bricher, Gary Hallgren | |
| 15 | Who's Been Manipulating Pages in Embarrassing Ways For Far Too Long? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |