| 0 | My Name is Earlfred! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | | |
| 2 | How Lame is Earl | comic story | 5 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Jason Lee [as Hurl Sickey];Carson Daly;Jaime Pressly [as Toy Sickey];Ethan Suplee [as Blandly Sickey];Eddie Steeples [as Scab Man];Brad Pitt;Angelina Jolie;Jennifer Aniston;George W. Bush;Tom Cruise;Katie Holmes;Oprah Winfrey;Suri Cruise;Britney Spears;Donald Trump;Nadine Velazquez [as Crabalina];Se |
| 3 | Back-to-School Look at the Common Miscues, Flubs & Screw-Ups of the Novice Class Clown | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Planet Tad!!!!! [September 10, 2006 04:20 PM-September 28, 2006 02:41 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell | |
| 5 | A Mad Look at Price Clubs | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 6 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Simon Rich, John Kovaleski, Jason Yungbluth, Rich Moyer, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Glen Le Lievre; pencils: John Kovaleski, Jason Yungbluth, M. K. Perker, Rich Moyer, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Glen Le Lievre; inks: John Kovaleski, Jason Yungbluth, M. K. Perker, Rich Moyer, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Glen Le Lievre; letters: John Kovaleski, Jason Yungbluth, Rich Moyer, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Glen Le Lievre, Keith Knight | |
| 7 | The DMV Road Test for the Real World | comic story | 3 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 8 | 10 Things Not to Say During a Hospital Visit | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 9 | Monroe and...The New Beginning | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler | |
| 10 | Children's Holiday Characters from 'Round the World | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | The Pint-Bearin Goat; The Lil' Shaver; The Magical Mule-Picking Mule; The Study Koi; The Poop Fairy; The Great Pimpkin |
| 11 | 7 Periods Closer to Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 13 | Yell's Kitchen | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond; colors: Tom Richmond | Gordon Ramrod; Beef; Swedish Chef (cameo); Pillsbury Doughboy (cameo); Jean Fill-up; Heifer |
| 14 | What Group is Guilty of the Most Flagrant Invasion of Privacy? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |