| 0 | Aaaahhh!!! The Holiday Movies Are Coming! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 2 | Mad's Inside Scoop On This Year's Stupidest Holiday Movies | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin, Scott Maiko; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 3 | The High School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide to Dating Your Teacher | comic story | 2 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | |
| 4 | Planet TAD!!!!! [October 16, 11:33 AM-October 25, 3:49 PM] | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak, AP/Wide World; inks: Brian Durniak, AP/Wide World | |
| 5 | More Mad CD Cover Doodles | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Russ Cooper; inks: Russ Cooper; letters: Russ Cooper | |
| 6 | 7 Periods Closer to Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 7 | Monroe and… Immigration | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 8 | You May Want to Call Off the "Face-to-Face" if... | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 9 | Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Reality Show Press Release | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | Mad's Horrendous Holiday Movie Outtakes | photo story | 2 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); colors: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 12 | The Strip Club | comic story | 4 | script: Corey Pandolph, Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Ruben Bolling, Rob Harrell, Don Asmussen; pencils: Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Ruben Bolling, Corey Pandolph, Rob Harrell, Don Asmussen; inks: Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Ruben Bolling, Corey Pandolph, Rob Harrell, Don Asmussen; letters: Keith Knight, Rich Moyer, Ruben Bolling, Corey Pandolph, Rob Harrell, Don Asmussen | |
| 13 | Go Fetch! | text article | 3 | | |
| 14 | C.S.Oy: NY | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Gary Sinise [as Mook]; Melina Kanakaredes [as Smella]; Uncle Fester (cameo); Fender (cameo); Hill Harper [as Sullen]; Jerry Bruckheimer; Dennis Franz [as Andy Sipowicz] (cameo) |
| 15 | Hottest Halloween Costumes | comic story | 1 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 16 | What Kind of Pot Have Young Americans Become Highly Addicted to? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |