| 0 | Harry Potter Our Magically Moronic Spoof! | cover | 1 | pencils: Liz Lomax; inks: Liz Lomax; colors: Liz Lomax | |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin, Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Patrick Merrell, Duck Edwing; pencils: Jack Syracuse, Tom Cheney, Sam Sisco, Patrick Merrell, Charles Akins, Gary Hallgren; inks: Jack Syracuse, Tom Cheney, Sam Sisco, Patrick Merrell, Charles Akins, Gary Hallgren; colors: Garth Gerhart | |
| 4 | Harry Plodder and the Pre-Teen Nerds Are Actin' Bad | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Michael Gambon [as Albus Doubledork]; Maggie Smith [as Professor McConjugal]; Robbie Coltrane [as Rubiks Haggard]; Alan Rickman [as Professor Severely Snapped]; Rupert Grint [as Runt Queasy]; Emma Watson [as Herwhiny Grungy]; Daniel Radcliffe [as Harry Plodder]; Tom Felton [as Drano Malformed]; Davi |
| 5 | 13 Things You Really Learn in Summer School | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 6 | What Saddam Hussein's Body Doubles Are Doing Now | comic story | 2 | pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 7 | Special Edition Games and Toys We'd Like to See | comic story | 4 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Scott Bricher, Irving Schild; inks: Scott Bricher, Irving Schild; colors: Scott Bricher, Irving Schild | |
| 8 | How Gay Marriages Really Affect You | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 9 | The Mad World of... High Tech Communication | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Marc Hempel; inks: Marc Hempel | |
| 10 | The Ironic Breeze Silent Air Purifier Works 24-7! | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 11 | A Mad Look at the Mall | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 12 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 13 | Monroe and... Grandpa's Last Ride | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 14 | Meet the Crew Behind Your Favorite Reality Dating Show | comic story | 2 | pencils: Danny Hellman; inks: Danny Hellman | |
| 15 | Inside the Twisted Minds of Magazine Readers | comic story | 3 | script: Kenny Byerly; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 16 | Weird Eye on the Queer Guise | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Fed; Thum; Cruisin'; Stylin'; Gai; Guy Johnson |
| 17 | VH1 The Behind of the Music - This Episode: Def Leppard Drummer Rick Allen's Left Arm | comic story | 1 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 18 | What's the Latest Tactic Recording Companies Are Using to Discourage Music Downloading? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |