| 0 | We Shoot Down Alias | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Patrick Merrell, Desmond Devlin, Garth Gerhart; pencils: Jack Syracuse, Irving Schild, Tom Bunk, Ray Alma, Amanda Conner, Tom Cheney; inks: Jack Syracuse, Irving Schild, Tom Bunk, Ray Alma, Amanda Conner, Tom Cheney; colors: Jack Syracuse, Irving Schild, Tom Bunk, Ray Alma, Tom Cheney, Tom Nick Cocotos | |
| 4 | Ailing-Us | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía; colors: Hermann Mejía | Jennifer Garner [as Sinly]; Carl Lumbly [as Director Mark-us Fix-em]; Black Spy (cameo); White Spy (cameo); Special Agent Average Joe; Kinchella Marinara; Kevin Weisman [as More-Shrill]; Ron Rifkin [as Stoned]; Victor Garber [as Sinly's Dad]; Melissa George [as Borin]; Michael Vaughn [as Vain]; Kief |
| 5 | It's a Comedy! It's a Drama! It's a Reality Show! | comic story | 2 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 6 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 7 | Mad Deconstructs TV Talk Shows This Month: Howard Stern on E! | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Nathan Fox; inks: Nathan Fox | |
| 8 | Barbie's 'Dear John' Letter to Ken | text story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin | |
| 9 | Dogs Playing Video Game | cartoon | 2 | pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher; colors: Scott Bricher | |
| 10 | A Day in the Life of... David Letterman's Baby | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | |
| 11 | Monroe and... the Mechanic | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 12 | When Video Game Designers Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Bowling | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 14 | Mad's Less-Than-Stellar Outtakes from Survivor All-Stars | photo story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Mike Snider; inks: Mike Snider; colors: Mike Snider | |
| 15 | Coupon Funbooks for Places Other Than Las Vegas | comic story | 4 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Scott Bricher, Timothy Shamey, Rick Tulka; inks: Scott Bricher, Timothy Shamey, Rick Tulka | |
| 16 | Everwooden | comic story | 5 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Julie; Treat Williams [as Antsy Brawn]; Gregory Smith [as Seethin Brawn]; Tom Amandes [as Harried Babbit]; Chris Pratt [as Bratt Babbit]; Emily VanCamp [as Gamey Babbit]; Stephanie Niznik [as Noonah]; Mylanta; Sarah Lancaster [as Addison]; Vivien Cardone [as Delly Brawn] |
| 17 | Where Are American Boys Under Constant Attack? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |