| 0 | Gangsters Gone Wild! | cover | 1 | pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 1 | The Dumb of All Fears | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres, terraserver.com; inks: Angelo Torres, terraserver.com; colors: Digital Chameleon | Ben Affleck [as Jerk Spyin’]; Aflac duck (cameo); James Cromwell [as President Faller]; Tom Clancy (cameo); Ciarán Hinds [as President Boomeroaf]; Liev Schreiber [as John Cluck]; Alan Bates [as Herr Drizzler] |
| 2 | Duke Bissell’s Tales of Undisputed Interest | comic story | 2 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey | |
| 3 | New Career Options for Dennis Miller | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Mikula | |
| 4 | Why is George W. Bush’s Approval Rating So High? | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 5 | Early Signs You May Have Picked a Bad Religion | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 6 | Monroe and… PlayStation 2 | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 7 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes on the Set of The Sopranos | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Men in Black II | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | Mad Reveals What the Girls of Girls Gone Wild Were Thinking | photo story | 2 | script: Mike Snider | |
| 10 | Mad’s Comprehensive 10-Step Guide to Success in the Highly Charged World of Illegal Ticket Scalping | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 11 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 12 | Where Do They Get Off…? | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 13 | The Real Demographics of Various TV Audiences Volume III | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 14 | Hey! Look Who’s Working at… McDonald’s | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: John Kissee; inks: John Kissee | |
| 15 | If Microsoft Made Egg Timers | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 16 | The Subtle Differences Between Tony Soprano & George W. Bush | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | |
| 17 | What Kind of Unchecked Development Has Become a Major Problem? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |