| 0 | What, Me Wolverine? | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | $-Men | comic story | 8 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Patrick Stewart [as Professor $]; James Marsden [as Cyclod]; Halle Berry [as Deform]; Hugh Jackman [as Vasoline]; Anna Paquin [as Rogaine]; Famke Jannsen [as Jean Greypoupon]; Ian McKellen [as Magnesia]; Tyler Mane [as Slobbergoof]; Ray Park [as Load]; Rebecca Romijn-Stamos [as Physique]; Bruce Davi |
| 2 | Can Your Parents’ Marriage Be Saved? | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | The Rescue | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 4 | Monroe and… the Baby | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 5 | Updated Board Games for the 21st Century | comic story | 2 | script: Arie Kaplan; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 6 | Welcome to Suburbia | comic story | 2 | script: Ryan Pagelow; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 7 | Back to the Suture | comic story | 1 | script: Arie Kaplan; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 8 | Why Cybergeeks Make Lousy Boyfriends | comic story | 3 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Grey Blackwell; inks: Grey Blackwell | |
| 9 | Gadgets to Really Make Home Theater Like Going to the Movies! | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 10 | The Presidential Candidate’s Choose Your Own Adventure Book | comic story | 6 | script: Eric Perlin; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | Using DNA Testing for Questions We Really Want Answered | comic story | 2 | script: J. Prete; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Elections | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | Totally Repulsed Live | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | Carsick Dorky; King Kong (cameo); DMV; Britney Spheres; Christina Agita; ‘N Stync; Jeremy Duncan (cameo); Monroe (cameo) |
| 14 | Mad’s Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jon Weiman; inks: Jon Weiman | Dennis Miller |
| 15 | Whassup? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |