| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Tom Bunk, Richard Williams; inks: Tom Bunk, Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | |
| 1 | Help End Civilization as We Know It! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 2 | pencils: ?; ? (photographs); inks: ?; ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Kids' Classic Stories as Told by Famous People | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 5 | Monroe &... the Curse | comic story | 2 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 6 | Absolut Kevorkian. | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 7 | Joey Buttafuoco's Guide to Chivalry | comic story | 3 | script: C. J. Burke; pencils: Kyle Baker; inks: Kyle Baker | |
| 8 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 9 | One Grim Day in a Waiting Room | comic story | 1 | script: Sean Eisenporth; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 10 | 60's and the 90's | comic story | 3 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 11 | Absolut Liver. | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 12 | PETArd's Animal Rights Newsletter | comic story | 5 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 13 | When Other Magazines Resort to Featuring Nude Celebrities on Their Covers | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Santopadre; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 14 | A Mad Look at Racism | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Hooked on Ebonics! | comic story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: R. J. Matson; inks: R. J. Matson | |
| 16 | The Bad Cop's Guide to Good Police Work | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 17 | Absolut O.J. | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 18 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 19 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Personal Fitness | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 20 | One Sad Sunday at St. Sebastian's | comic story | 1 | script: Robert Therrien; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | |
| 21 | Future Editions of MTV's The Real World | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 22 | A TV Commercial We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 23 | Where Has an Unexpected Supply of Crude Recently Been Discovered? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 24 | Absolut Winter. | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston; colors: Greg Theakston | |