| 0 | Proofreader Wanted | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | |
| 1 | Spit City | comic story | 5 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Barry Bostwick [as Rancid Winsome]; Michael J. Fox [as Moxie Fleeting]; Michael Boatman [as Clotter]; Carla Gugino [as Rashley Schafter]; Moe Syzslak (cameo) |
| 2 | If the IRS Had to Ask for Voluntary Contributions for EVERYTHING in the Federal Budget | text story | 1 | script: Mike Snider | |
| 3 | How to Tell You’ve Bought the Wrong Satellite System | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Even Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Maple Communications Inc.; inks: Maple Communications Inc. | |
| 5 | Mad in the Year 2038 | comic story | 5 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Al Jaffee, Mort Drucker, Dave Manak, Gerry Gersten, Duck Edwing, Dave Berg; inks: Al Jaffee, Mort Drucker, Dave Manak, Gerry Gersten, Duck Edwing, Dave Berg | |
| 6 | A Mad Look at Pregnancy | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 7 | Mad’s Breaking News Coverage Checklist | comic story | 3 | script: Drew Friedman; pencils: Mike Snider; inks: Mike Snider | |
| 8 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 9 | Mad Weighs the Pros & Cons | comic story | 4 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 10 | When the Dilbert Cast Invades Other Comic Strips | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood | Dilbert; Dogbert; Bob the Dinosaur; Wally; Tina; Ratbert; Pointy-Haired Boss; Bil; Jeffy; Billy; The King; Sir Rodney; Wiley; Olive Oyl; Bluto; Popeye; Blondie Bumstead; Dagwood Bumstead; Cathy; Hagar the Horrible; Lucky Eddie; Spider-Man |
| 11 | When Physician-Assisted Suicide Becomes Specialized | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 12 | Frankenstein’s Monster | comic story | 2 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed) | |
| 13 | The Sinking Guy | comic story | 6 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Jonathan Silverman [as Yawnathan Idiot]; Joey Slotnick [as Slam]; Ming-Na Wen [as Intrudy]; Olivia d’Abo [as Mareek]; Shawn Michael Howard [as Wressle]; Jessica Hecht [as Visine]; Mark Moses [as Mutt]; Ernest Borgnine [as Moany]; Batman (cameo); Batgirl (cameo); Jennifer Aniston [as Rachel Green] (c |
| 14 | The Jerky Jurassic Junket | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 15 | Who Will Come Out on Top in This Year’s “March Madness”? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |