| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman, Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | It's a Blunderful Life | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Richard Nixon, Boris Yeltsin First |
| 2 | The Bracing Bon Vivant Balloonacy | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 3 | Kathie Lee's 12 Warning Signs That You're Working in a Sweatshop | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 4 | Quotes You Can Bet We're Never Said | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Bill Clinton, Bill Gates First, Barbra Streisand |
| 5 | Works of the Great Composers That Never Made it | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of… | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 7 | When You're Their Biggest Fan/But You Might Just Be a Stalker If… | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Terry LaBan; inks: Terry LaBan | |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Body Piercing | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | A Mad Guide to Corporate Thinking | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 10 | It's Depends Day | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader, Alien |
| 11 | Better Things Billionaires Can Do to Help the U.S.A. Than Run for President | comic story | 2 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 2 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed) | |
| 13 | Mad’s 1997 Calendar Preview | comic story | 3 | script: Robert Skillstad; pencils: Gunnar Johnson; inks: Gunnar Johnson | Babe Ruth, William Shatner |
| 14 | Single Louts | comic story | 6 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Stimpy (cameo); Damien; La’Lisa; Diss Hardup; Jammy McAirhead |
| 15 | What is Fast Replacing Dr. Kevorkian as the Number One Means of Attempted Suicide? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |