| 0 | Exclusive! First Look at Madonna's Baby! | cover | 1 | pencils: C. F. Payne; inks: C. F. Payne | |
| 1 | Twit-sters | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Helen Hunt [as Jolt]; Bill Paxton [as Bull]; Al Roker (cameo); Chubby Checker (cameo); Jami Gertz [as Medusa]; Cary Elwes [as Jaundice Mucker]; Lois Smith [as Jolt’s Aunt Mug] |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Do-it-Yourselfers | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | More Viewer Poll Questions That the Miss America Pageant Should Be Asking | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 4 | Sure-Fire Signs There Won't Be a Second Date | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 5 | A Mad Look at State-of-the-Art "Advances" in Artificial Stupidity | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Glenn Barr; inks: Glenn Barr | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | Maternity Girl | comic story | 1 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Leslie Sternbergh; inks: Leslie Sternbergh | |
| 8 | Mad's Presidential Campaign Watcher's Checklist | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 9 | The Dopey Dungeon Debacle | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | Games City Kids Play | comic story | 3 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Michael Paraskevas; inks: Michael Paraskevas | |
| 11 | Jerkules and Zima | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Kevin Sorbo [as Jerkules]; Michael Hurst [as Eagerless]; Lucy Lawless [as Zima]; Renée O’Connor [as Grabby]; Hagar the Horrible (cameo); Lucky Eddie (cameo); Jergens; Cleavage; Boobs; Jugs; Crisco; Pam; Mazola |
| 12 | Little Known Facts About America's Hottest Tourist Attractions | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 13 | Special Delivery | comic story | 2 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed) | |
| 14 | Mad's Gambler of the Year | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: George Woodbridge, Robert Dale, Phil Franke; inks: George Woodbridge, Robert Dale, Phil Franke | I-Wanna Chump; Ace Tropicana |
| 15 | What Dangerous Crop is Emerging as a Serious Threat to Our Society? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |