| 0 | College Roommates From Hell! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | Intravenous with the Vampire | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Brad Pitt [as Loser]; Tom Cruise [as Le Fotostat]; Mickey Mouse (cameo); Kirsten Dunst [as Clawdia] |
| 2 | Only a Republican/Democrat Could Possibly Believe… | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 3 | The Baseball Strike Hall of Fame | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | |
| 4 | The Revolting Roadside Roundup | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 5 | The Mad Nasty File Volume VIII | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | Tim Allen; Bob Dole; Barbra Streisand; Janet Reno; Conan O’Brien; Ricki Lake; George Stephanopoulos |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | College Roommates From Hell | comic story | 4 | pencils: Leslie Sternbergh; inks: Leslie Sternbergh | |
| 8 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: M&S (signed); pencils: M&S (signed); inks: M&S (signed); letters: M&S (signed) | |
| 9 | How Many Mistakes can You Find in this Picture of a Real Estate Infomercial? | illustration | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 10 | The Bombastic Baptismal Befuddlement | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 11 | Plot Friction | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Christopher Lloyd [as Doc Emmet Brown]; Michael J. Fox [as Marty McFly]; Tom Cruise [as Le Fotostat]; John Travolta [as Vonce]; Bruce Willis [as Botch]; Senator Joseph McCarthy; Christopher Walken [as Captain Yawns]; Harvey Keitel [as Winston Wolfie]; Quentin Tarantino |
| 12 | Putting Striking Baseball Players Back to Work | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 13 | All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself O.J. Simpson Trial Newspaper Story | activity | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 14 | A Mad Look at Handguns | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | The Ecch Files | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Robbed Serling; David Duchovny [as Facts Moldy]; Gillian Anderson [as Agent Skulky]; Mitch Pileggi [as Skinhead]; E.T.; Alf; Chewbacca; Kermit the Frog; Yoda; Marvin the Martian; Jabba the Hutt |
| 16 | What is Replacing Baseball as Our New National Pastime? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |