| 0 | Monster Spring Issue! | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Frankenslime | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Kenneth Branagh [as Vicgore Frankenslime]; John Cleese [as Professor Wildman]; Tom Hulce [as Hernia]; Helena Bonham Carter [as Lizbits]; Bugs Bunny (cameo) |
| 4 | How to Pick Lottery Numbers the Mad Way | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 5 | Would It Kill Your Pet...? | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones | |
| 6 | USscAir | text article | 1 | script: ? [as E. Death Scorchfield]; letters: typeset | |
| 7 | The 11 Rarest Animation Cels on the Market | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 8 | Scenes We'd Like to See (The Bride of Frankenstein) | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 9 | TV Warnings We Really Need | comic story | 2 | script: J. Prete; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 10 | Sending Up a Red Flag | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 11 | The Republican Party's Contract with America (Truthful Post-Election Version) | text article | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 12 | Why Do We Believe... | text article | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 13 | - | comic story | 1 | script: M&S (signed); pencils: M&S (signed); inks: M&S (signed); letters: M&S (signed) | |
| 14 | Customized Driving Tests for TV Characters | text article | 2 | script: Matthew A. Cohen; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 15 | Real-Life Superheroes at Comic Book Conventions | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 16 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 17 | A Mad Look at Hockey | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 18 | Quease Show | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | John Turturro [as Herbie Simple]; Paul Scofield [as Mark Van Boring]; Ralph Fiennes [as Charles Van Boring] |
| 19 | The Mongolian Mountain Mystery | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 20 | What's the Only Hope All Americans Have of Receiving Excellent Health Care? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | Commemorative Music Stamps We'd Like to See | text article | 1 | script: Frank Santopadre; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston; colors: Greg Theakston | |