| 0 | The Sexiest Schmuck Alive! | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | |
| 1 | Casabonkers | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Humphrey Bogart [as Reek]; Sidney Greenestreet [as Signor Flabby]; Peter Lorre [as Ugotti]; Claude Rains [as Captain Renutt]; Paul Henreid [as Sphincter Lazload]; Ingrid Bergman [as Ulcer]; Conrad Veidt [as Major Heimlich Stresser]; Dooley Wilson [as Slam] |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Dinosaurs | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Mad Raps Up Shakespeare | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 4 | The Injurious Identification Intrigue | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing | |
| 5 | Schtick Tracy | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Warren Beatty [as Schtick Tracy]; Glenne Headly [as Testy Truehead]; Charlie Korsmo[as Kid]; Madonna [as Bad Breathless]; James Caan [as Spumoni]; Al Pacino [as Big Goy]; Mandy Patinkin [as Off Keys]; William Forsythe [as Flat Crop]; String Bean Mouth; Broccoli Ear; Zucchini Nose; Radish Cheek; Spin |
| 6 | A Mad Squint at Some Born Losers | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 7 | The Death-Dealing Deep-Sea Debacle | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 8 | Mad's Restaurant Survival Kit | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 9 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 10 | Wizard of Odds | comic story | 6 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Dorothy; Toto; Vanna (the Beautiful but Otherwise Not Too Gifted Witch of the West); Scarecrow; Tin Man; Cowardly Lion; Tammy Faye (the Tacky and Unindicted Witch of the South); Wizard of Odds [Donald Trump] |
| 11 | The Troubling Tribal Transgression | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing | |
| 12 | A Mad Book Etiquette Guide for the ‘90s | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 13 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 14 | Groan with the Wind | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Olivia de Havilland [as Melonhead]; Vivien Leigh [as Harlott]; George Reeves [as Stuart Tareyton]; Clark Gable [as Rhetch Butler]; Leslie Howard [as Ashtray Wilts]; Hattie McDaniel [as Mummy]; Carroll Nye [as Fink Kennedy] |
| 15 | - | letters page | 1 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 16 | What Master Underachievers Has Undeservedly Attained Worldwide Fame and Fortune? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 17 | Get 8 Blockbusters Movies for 89¢! | text story | 1 | script: Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston; colors: Greg Theakston | |