| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | |
| 1 | Grossanne | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Roseanne [as Grossanne]; John Goodman [as Dunce]; Peppermint Patty (cameo) |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Female Bodybuilders | comic story | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Future Supreme Court Decisions | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 4 | Specialized Nautilus Machines for Practical Everyday Activities | comic story | 3 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 5 | The Unnerving Undertaker’s Undertaking | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Don Edwing | |
| 6 | Anonymous Groups That Didn’t Make It | comic story | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 7 | Additions to the Dictionary | text story | 1 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 8 | Will Eisner’s City People Notebook | comic story | 3 | script: Will Eisner; pencils: Will Eisner; inks: Will Eisner; letters: Will Eisner | |
| 9 | Consumer Reports Aimed at Special Interest Groups | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 10 | Stupid Pet Owner Tricks | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges; letters: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; letters: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 13 | It’s Never a Good Sign When… | comic story | 2 | script: J. Prete; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 14 | The Refrigerated Rocky Run-through | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing | Rocky Balboa |
| 15 | Kookoon: The Rehash | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Barret Oliver [as David]; Steve Guttenberg [as Jock] |
| 16 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 17 | Headlines You Can Bet We’ll Never See | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider | |
| 18 | The Hideous Headman's Horseplay | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Don Edwing | Zombrowski |
| 19 | Academy Awards for Movie Audience Members | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 20 | Not Playing | comic story | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 21 | What is Constantly Reaching Record Heights? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 22 | Mad Bookmarks | illustration | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola; pencils: Dennis Wunderlin; inks: Dennis Wunderlin; colors: Dennis Wunderlin | Alfred E. Neuman |