| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge; colors: George Woodbridge | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Knut Rider | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | David Hasselhoff [as Micro] |
| 2 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | One Fine Day Uptown | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 4 | Merchandising We're Almost Sure to See...and Hate | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Charlie Brown; Miss Piggy; Strawberry Shortcake; Bugs Bunny; Jokey Smurf; Darth Vader; Pac-Man |
| 5 | Are You Sexy? | comic story | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | One Fine Day Downtown | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 8 | When You Go to the Movies, You Can be Sure of Seeing... | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 9 | Future Smithsonian Exhibits from TV Land | comic story | 2 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 10 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 11 | Three Cornered Pitney | comic story | 5 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 12 | Little Known Celebrity Cult Groups | comic story | 2 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 13 | A Mad Look at Lines | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 14 | The Mad Nasty Book, Volume Four | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 15 | A Mad Look at the Walkman | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 16 | One Fine Day Crosstown | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 17 | Square Dregs | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Sarah Jessica Parker [as Pitty]; Amy Linker [as Lardo]; Tracy Nelson [as Juniper DeFlakio]; Gabe Kaplan [as Gabriel Kotter] |
| 18 | Where Should Most Modern Classic Exploitation Horror Films Be Kept? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | William Don't Tell | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; colors: Don Martin | |