| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard; colors: Jack Rickard | Alfred E. Neuman [as Tootsie]; Dustin Hoffman |
| 1 | Tootsie Role | comic story | 7 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Dustin Hoffman [as Micro Dwarfy]; Bill Murray [as Jiff]; Teri Garr [as Candy]; Sydney Pollack [as the agent]; Dabney Coleman [as Don Carbuncle]; Jessica Lange [as Juicy Nicknocks] |
| 2 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Picture Signs for all Occasions | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 4 | Little-Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments Contracted at Fast Food Restaurants | comic story | 2 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 5 | The Lighter Side of ... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 6 | The Evolution of a TV Situation Comedy | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 7 | How Many Mistakes can You Find in this Picture? | illustration | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 8 | Don Martin Looks at the Dark Crystal | comic story | 3 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 9 | State College of Adulthood Training | comic story | 6 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 10 | Mother Goose Around the World | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 11 | High School Bulletin Board | photo story | 2 | script: Tom Koch | |
| 12 | Instant TV Replays We'd Rather Not Have to See | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 13 | Give Us a Break! | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Nell Carter [as Null]; Dolph Sweet [as Chief]; Lara Jill Miller [as Sam]; Lauri Hendler [as Jewelry]; Kari Michaelsen [as Kootie]; Joey Lawrence [as Slam]; John Hoyt [as Grandpa]; Don Rickles |
| 14 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 15 | How Has the Reagan Administration Secretly Introduced Prayer into High Schools? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 16 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; colors: Don Martin | |