| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Letters Dept. | letters page | 1 | pencils: ? (photos); inks: ? (photos); letters: typeset | Deborah Harry (photo); Real People cast [Bill Rafferty (photo); Skip Stephenson (photo); Sarah Purcell (photo); John Barbour (photo)] |
| 3 | Raving Bully | comic story | 7 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Robert De Niro [as Jerk LaMutha]; Joe Pesci [as Schmoey LaMutha]; Lori Anne Flax [as Mrs. LaMutha]; Cathy Moriarty [as Vixen]; Johnny Barnes [as Sugar Ray]; Louis Raftes [as Cerdan]; Sylvester Stallone [as Rocky Balboa] (cameo) |
| 4 | If the Guinness Book of World Records Dealt with Everyday Life | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 5 | Don Martin Looks at Popeye | comic story | 4 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | Popeye; Olive Oyl; J. Wellington Wimpy; Bluto |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 8 | Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Mid-East Newspaper Story | text story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 9 | Guess Who's Going to Grow Up to Be What? | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 10 | Who Are You Gonna Blame...? | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 11 | Classical Beat Magazine | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 12 | William Shakespeare... Movie Critic | photo story | 2 | script: Henry Clark | |
| 13 | Bonus Balonus | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 14 | On a Scale of 1-To-10 | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | Cheryl Tiegs; Henry VIII; Annette Funicello; Gary Coleman; Hugh Hefner; Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; Ed McMahon; Johnny Carson; Howard Cosell; Marlon Brando; Burt Reynolds; Bo Derek; Mean Joe Greene; John Connally; Howard Baker; Jerry Brown; Charo; Richard Nixon; Millard Fillmore; Jimmy Carter; Hump |
| 15 | Har to Har | comic story | 6 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Robert Wagner [as Jonapun Har]; Stefanie Powers [as Mrs. H [Jenifun Har]]; Lionel Stander [as Lax]; Kim; Tollbooth (dog) |
| 16 | How Do Today's Crooks Really Strike It Rich? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 17 | The Hit Dog | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 18 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |