| 0 | Conan the Barbarian Savagely Brutalized in This Issue by Crom*!!! | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin; letters: Rick Parker | Obnoxio the Clown; Miss Piggy |
| 1 | Child Being Yelled At | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | Kiljoy the Nasty | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Marie Severin; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 5 | The Sky Diver | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London; letters: Bobby London | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Gary Hallgren | |
| 7 | The High Gloss Fantasy... and the Low Class Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 8 | A Letter from Dirk McGirk to Marbel Comix | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 9 | Hot - Hot - Hotter | comic story | 2 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Dick Codor | |
| 10 | Ten Easy Magic Tricks You Can Do to Your Friends | text story | 2 | script: Robert Leighton; pencils: Robert Leighton; inks: Robert Leighton; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 11 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Susan Bissett; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 12 | Crazy Looks at a Family Reunion | comic story | 2 | script: Robert Leighton; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 13 | Kazotsky | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 14 | The American Wing | comic story | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 15 | The Glorious Fantasy... and the Grimy Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 16 | Conventional Warfare for Today's Kids | comic story | 3 | | |
| 17 | Darwins Theory of High School Evolution | comic story | 3 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: Gary Kwapisz; inks: Gary Kwapisz; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 18 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 19 | The Curs | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 20 | Cat Person | comic story | 1 | script: Bobby London; pencils: Bobby London; inks: Bobby London | |
| 21 | V-V-Venom! | comic story | 5 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |
| 22 | The End Is Near! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 23 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 24 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 46 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Eliot R. Brown | |