| 0 | Rule the School | cover | 1 | pencils: James Sherman; inks: James Sherman; colors: James Sherman | |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 1.67 | pencils: ? (photos); ?; inks: ? (photos); ?; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 0.33 | script: ? [as Obnoxio the Clown]; letters: typeset | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 4 | Super Close Encounters of the Oz Kind Wars | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | Auntie M&M; Uncle Onery; Dorothy; Toto; Amy; Shrimpkins; Glitzy, the Cool Critic; The Wicked Critic (dies); Tin Woodsman; Scarecrow; Cowardly Lion; Golda Meir, Wicked Critic of the West; the Producer of Oz |
| 5 | History of Moosekind, Part XIV | comic story | 4 | script: Bob Foster; pencils: Bob Foster; inks: Bob Foster | Dr. Melville Moose; Horse Greely; Moowis and Cluck; John C. Furmont; Kit Cowson; Jedediah Smoothe; Sam Eweston; Ulysses S. Grantler; Joaquin Murrientla; Edgar Allen Doe; Rip Van Moosle; Herman Mooville; Moby Moose; Harriet Beecher Moo; Samuel F.B. Moose; Abrahoof Linkhorn; Hooferson Davis; Kow Klux |
| 6 | Like a Chicken Without a Head | comic story | 6 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Reed Crandall; inks: Reed Crandall, Deborah Pedler; letters: José Rafael | Carl; Herman; Sharky Megabucks |
| 7 | Movie Monsters' Christmas Lists | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Pellowski | Dracula, Dr. Gade First, Godzilla, The Invisible Man First, King Kong |
| 8 | Crazy Guide to Making Your Own Hollywood Film | comic story | 4 | script: Bruce Carlin, Howard Tockman; pencils: Murad Gumen; inks: Murad Gumen | Woody Allen, Marlon Brando |
| 9 | M*U*S*H | comic story | 5 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble | Radio; Hockeye; D.J.; Major Burnt; Hot Gums Hoolahoop; Corporal Klinker; Colonel Pothead |
| 10 | What the House Ad Says... What the House Really Looks Like... | comic story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 11 | What Was the Strange Power of Simon Drudd?!! | comic story | 5 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Jack Kirby; inks: Sol Brodsky, Steve Toomey; letters: John Morelli | |
| 12 | You Know That Something's Really Wrong When... | comic story | 2 | script: Ray Billingsley; pencils: Ray Billingsley; inks: Ray Billingsley | |
| 13 | You Know You're Really Ugly When... | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Laikin; pencils: Ray Billingsley; inks: Ray Billingsley | |
| 14 | The Incredible Hunk | comic story | 6 | script: Michael Weiss; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble | Lou Ferrigno First |
| 15 | Julius Caesar Updated for Today's Youth | text story | 2 | script: Fred Wolfe; pencils: Bill Skurski; inks: Bill Skurski | |
| 16 | Chinesetown | comic story | 8 | pencils: Vance Rodewalt; inks: Vance Rodewalt | Mr. Giddy; Harry; Mrs. Mulroy; Al; Roman Polockski; Carl Conduit; Wong |
| 17 | The Worst Thing About | comic story | 1 | script: Jim Simon; pencils: Ray Billingsley; inks: Ray Billingsley | |
| 18 | Dangerous Doll | comic story | 5 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Jack Kirby; inks: Joe Albelo, George Klein; letters: Jean Simek | Charlie Chump; Lolita Chump; Mr. Doll (alien); Spiro (alien); Milhouse (alien) |
| 19 | Crazy Subscriptions Dept. | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | The Nebbish, Obnoxio the Clown, Teen Hulk, Chester Weems |
| 20 | Rule the School Game | activity | 18 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor | |
| 21 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 13: Nine Lies Presents... Norris the Cat | comic story | 1 | script: Carla Conway; pencils: Vance Rodewalt; inks: Vance Rodewalt | Norris the Cat |