| 0 | Crazy Takes a Shot at Dallas! | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | J. R. [Larry Hagman]; Obnoxio; Lucy Ewing [Charlene Tilton]; Irving Nebbish |
| 1 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | God |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | script: Larry Hama | |
| 4 | The Elephink Man | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 5 | Burglary Bungles | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 6 | Crazy Cars of the Future | comic story | 4 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 7 | The Modern Major Worrier | comic story | 3 | script: Warren Emery; pencils: Little Moon; inks: Little Moon; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 8 | Amusement Park for Adults | comic story | 3 | script: Arnoldo Franchioni; pencils: Arnoldo Franchioni; inks: Arnoldo Franchioni | |
| 9 | The Ever-Exciting Fantasy... and the Unavoidably Dull Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 10 | The Funny Difference a Few Years Make! | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: Steve Toomey; inks: Steve Toomey; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 11 | Crazy Looks at a Rock Concert | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 12 | More Burglary Bungles | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 13 | Total War Thy Name Is Female | comic story | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | |
| 14 | The Fascinating Fantasy... and the Boring Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 15 | Finger vs. Finger | photo story | 4 | script: Dan Gutman; pencils: Dan Gutman; inks: Dan Gutman; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 16 | The Vampire Refrigerator That Ruled the World! | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Pat Broderick; inks: Armando Gil; letters: Carl Gafford | Howard the Duck; Beverly Switzler; Vampire Refrigerator |
| 17 | Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages | comic story | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 18 | Bob Maager and the Bite the Bullet Band | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 19 | Still More Burglary Bungles | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 20 | Dull As! | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble; letters: Carl Gafford | |
| 21 | Crazy Magazine | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 22 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Carlin; pencils: Mike Carlin; inks: Mike Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 23 | Khrysler 1981 | cartoon | 1 | pencils: Jim Sherman; inks: Jim Sherman; letters: Carl Gafford | |