| 0 | Special Reject Issue | cover | 1 | pencils: Nick Cardy; inks: Nick Cardy; colors: Nick Cardy | David Carradine [as Quai Chang Kane]; The Nebbish |
| 1 | Jaundice Baby Shampoo | comic story | 1 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 2 | - | text article | 0.66 | script: Marv Wolfman | |
| 3 | Kung Fooey | comic story | 8 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Herb Trimpe | David Carradine; Keye Luke; James Arness [as Matt Dillon]; William Conrad [as Frank Cannon]; Clayton Moore [as The Lone Ranger]; Bruce Lee [as Kato]; John Wayne; Fred Williamson |
| 4 | Divorce Letters You've Never Seen Before | comic story | 2 | script: Warren Emery; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; letters: Marie Severin | |
| 5 | Getting Around The Big City | comic story | 3 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 6 | The Sistine Chapel Ceiling | comic story | 2 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | |
| 7 | Basil O'Gawannee | text story | 2 | script: Steve Gerber; pencils: Robert Graysmith; inks: Robert Graysmith | |
| 8 | Liquid Crazies | comic story | 3 | script: John Stevens; pencils: John Stevens; inks: John Stevens | |
| 9 | - | photo story | 1 | script: Marv Wolfman | |
| 10 | The History of Moosekind, Part Seven | text story | 4 | script: Bob Foster; pencils: Bob Foster; inks: Bob Foster | |
| 11 | Girl Asleep | comic story | 2 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | |
| 12 | The White House Transcripts | text story | 4 | script: Steve Gerber; pencils: Marie Severin, Dick Wright; inks: Marie Severin, Dick Wright | Richard Nixon; John Ehrlichman; John Dean; H. R. Haldeman; Henry Kissinger; David Eisenhower; Julie Nixon-Eisenhower; Pat Nixon |
| 13 | Blowing Bubbles | comic story | 2 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | |
| 14 | The Tattletale Heart | comic story | 8 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Mike Ploog; inks: Frank Chiaramonte | Robert Redford; Will Geer; Martin Milner [as Officer Malloy]; Kent McCord [as Officer Reed]; Ellen Corby |
| 15 | Toads | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Foster; pencils: Bob Foster; inks: Bob Foster | |
| 16 | Can You Spot The Crazy Reader? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | Wheeler Dealer; Louella Rubella; Dick Shunnary; Tex Tosterone; The Nebbish; Starr Gayzer |
| 17 | Charming Tissues | comic story | 1 | script: Stu Schwartzberg; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin; colors: Marie Severin | |