| 0 | Space War | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | Nebbish |
| 1 | This is the Army | comic story | 1 | pencils: Herb Trimpe; inks: Al Milgrom | |
| 2 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | | |
| 3 | Take a Letter to Crazy | letters page | 1.67 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | - | letters page | 0.33 | script: ? [as Obnoxio the Clown]; letters: typeset | Obnoxio the Clown (illo) |
| 5 | American Giggler | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | Justso Keene; Mr. Rhyebread; Frieda Rhyebread; Michele; Joe Sunday; Leon |
| 6 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 1: Wanna Buy a Duck? | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 7 | - | comic story | 3 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Ron Wilson; inks: John Tartag; letters: José Rafael | Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]; Mr. Chumley; Francis |
| 8 | Postcards from Americans on Vacation | comic story | 2 | script: T. Hachtman; pencils: T. Hachtman; inks: T. Hachtman | |
| 9 | Sugar Junkies | photo story | 4 | script: Judy Brown; pencils: Michael Sullivan; inks: Michael Sullivan | Judy Brown [as Peaches N. Cream]; Julie Marz [as Candy Kane]; The Speedies [as The Sweeties; Greg Crewdson; Eric Hoffert; Allen Zane; John Carl; John Marino]; John Madonna [as Muggee] |
| 10 | Self Defense for Girls | comic story | 3 | script: Joey Epstein; pencils: Joey Epstein; inks: Joey Epstein | |
| 11 | The Super Fantasy... ...and the Humiliating Reality. | comic story | 1 | pencils: Ed Hannigan; inks: Al Milgrom | Dr. Doom; Spider-Man; Green Goblin; Chauncey; Bruno |
| 12 | Crazy Visits the First Day of School | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag | |
| 13 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 2: The Flat Footed Feline | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 14 | Target... Earth | comic story | 5 | script: Marc Bilgrey; pencils: Steve Ditko; inks: Steve Ditko, John Tartag; letters: José Rafael | Murray Limbo; Sid |
| 15 | The Eleventh Hour Special | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris | Behemoth Jack; Billy Jowel; Linda Whitestadt; The Pretentions |
| 16 | The Excruciating Reality... ...and the Exhilarating Fantasy. | comic story | 1 | pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire | |
| 17 | Ticket to Nowhere | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Pat Broderick; inks: Armando Gil | Howard the Duck; Beverly Switzler; The Apple Sisters |
| 18 | Obnoxio the Clown Funpage | activity | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 19 | Now, From the Best Picture of 1979 Come the Kennel Kraemer vs. Kraemer Action Figures Sets | comic story | 2 | pencils: Al Milgrom; inks: Al Milgrom | Billy Kraemer; Ted Kraemer; Joanne Kraemer |
| 20 | Crazy Gross Encounters Part 3: Last but not Leash | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 21 | The Dupes of Haggard | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gümen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble | Fluke Dupe; Boob Dupe; Cousin Floozy; Uncle Cheesy; Barney Fife; Boss Hoggish; Andy Griffith; Sheriff Lowblow; J.R. Ewing; Lullabelle; Ringabelle |
| 22 | Crazy Subscriptions Dept. | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 23 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 49: "Pain Relievers That Give You Pain" | comic story | 1 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood | |
| 24 | 204 pc. Urban Riot Figures | comic story | 1 | pencils: Paul Kirchner; inks: Paul Kirchner | |