| 0 | Big New Would We Lie to You? Issue | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | Jimmy Carter, The Nebbish |
| 1 | Attention: Do Not Read This Notice | illustration | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | In This Issue | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 2 | pencils: ? (illustrations); inks: ? (illustrations); letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Malice | comic story | 5 | script: Len Herman; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble | |
| 5 | School for Door-to-Door Salesmen | comic story | 3 | script: Aron Mayer; pencils: Bill Burke; inks: Bill Burke | |
| 6 | A Crazy Guide to Procrastination | comic story | 2 | script: Jim Simon; pencils: Michael Pardo; inks: Michael Pardo | |
| 7 | If Different Comedians Emceed Famous Death Scenes | comic story | 3 | script: Fred Wolfe; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | |
| 8 | A Crazy Look at Jimmy Carter | text story | 1 | pencils: Aron Laikin; inks: Aron Laikin | |
| 9 | Boy, Have You Got a Wrong Number! | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: Gary Brodsky; inks: Gary Brodsky | |
| 10 | Happiness for Today's Modern Kids | comic story | 4 | script: Paul Lamont; pencils: Bill Burke; inks: Bill Burke | |
| 11 | Still More Chances Are... | comic story | 2 | script: Sara Arthur; pencils: Jerry Grandenetti; inks: Jerry Grandenetti | |
| 12 | If Other Bad Guys Had Written Face-Saving Books | text story | 2 | script: Warren Emery; pencils: Tony Tallarico; inks: Tony Tallarico | |
| 13 | There's No Biz Like Nose Biz | comic story | 2 | script: Alan Hanley; pencils: Alan Hanley; inks: Alan Hanley | |
| 14 | Perfect Pets for Certain Celebrities | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: Walter Brogan; inks: Walter Brogan | |
| 15 | New Selective Service Classifications for Civilians | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Askew; pencils: Jackson Hooker; inks: Jackson Hooker | |
| 16 | More Good News Bad News | text story | 1 | pencils: ? (illustration); inks: ? (illustration); letters: typeset | |
| 17 | Pep Talks for All Occasions | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: Diane Levin; inks: Diane Levin | |
| 18 | Specialized Alarm Clocks | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Pellowski; pencils: John Langton; inks: John Langton | |
| 19 | A Crazy Look at Robberies | comic story | 2 | script: Gary Brodsky; pencils: Gary Brodsky; inks: Gary Brodsky | |
| 20 | - | text story | 1 | script: Paul Laikin | |
| 21 | Logan's Ruin | comic story | 6 | script: Tom DeFalco; pencils: Walter Brogan; inks: Walter Brogan | |
| 22 | Any 4 How-to-Books for Only 3ยข | cartoon | 1 | script: Lenny Grow; pencils: Lenny Grow; inks: Lenny Grow | |