| 0 | Live and Let Spy! | cover | 1 | pencils: Frank Kelly Freas; inks: Frank Kelly Freas; colors: Frank Kelly Freas | James Bond |
| 1 | Loser's Profiles | text story | 1 | script: Gerry Conway; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 2 | McClown | comic story | 5 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Neal Adams; inks: Neal Adams | |
| 3 | Human Wall; Become a False Messiah; Mass Murder | text story | 3 | script: Steve Gerber; pencils: Robert Graysmith; inks: Robert Graysmith | |
| 4 | Art Buchwald Dept. Part One When Students Run Out of Demands | comic story | 2 | script: Art Buchwald; pencils: Carla Joseph | |
| 5 | You Know You're Really Crazy When - | comic story | 1 | script: Roy Thomas, Jean Thomas; pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 6 | Monster Mad-Mess | comic story | 1 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Crazy Looks at the Offices of a Parody Mag | comic story | 2 | pencils: Jack David; inks: Jack David | |
| 8 | Crazy Looks at Baseball | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Lee | |
| 9 | Salvador Dali | comic story | 2 | pencils: Frank Kelly Freas; inks: Frank Kelly Freas | |
| 10 | The Evolution and History of Moosekind | comic story | 3 | script: Bob Foster; pencils: Bob Foster; inks: Bob Foster | |
| 11 | Art Buchwald Dept. Part Two The Sensuous Student by B | comic story | 2 | script: Art Buchwald | |
| 12 | Special Nostalgia Section | comic story | 2 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 13 | Past Imperfect Dept.- The 1993 Nostalgic Paraphernalia Catalogue | comic story | 4 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Larry Hama, Ralph Reese; inks: Larry Hama, Ralph Reese | |
| 14 | Art Buchwald Dept. Part Three If Teachers Really Understood Students | comic story | 2 | script: Art Buchwald | |
| 15 | Tomb it may concern Dept. Celebreties Gravestones | comic story | 2 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 16 | Live and Let Spy | comic story | 8 | script: Stu Schwartzberg, Roy Thomas; pencils: John Buscema; inks: The Crusty Bunkers | |
| 17 | College Bulletins of the Future | text story | 3 | script: Steve Gerber; pencils: Tim Kirk; inks: Tim Kirk | |
| 18 | Foom-Etti | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Tony Isabella; pencils: Vince Colletta; inks: Vince Colletta | Tony Isabella; Kristen Steen |
| 19 | You Deserve a Break Today ! So Get up and Pass Away at MacRonalds | text story | 1 | script: Marv Wolfman; pencils: Michele Wolfman; inks: Michele Wolfman | |