| 0 | Special Paranoia Issue | cover | 1 | pencils: Nick Cardy; inks: Nick Cardy; colors: Nick Cardy | The Nebbish |
| 1 | The World's Dirtiest Fighting Secrets Can Be Yours | photo story | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | text article | 0.66 | script: Steve Gerber | |
| 3 | Rhodent | comic story | 6 | script: Steve Skeates, Mary Skrenes; pencils: Vance Rodewalt; inks: Vance Rodewalt | Valerie Harper [as Rhodent]; David Groh [as Joe]; Julie Kavner [as Blenda]; Mary Tyler Moore [as Mary Richards]; Gavin MacLeod [as Murray]; Ted Knight [as Ted Baxter]; Nancy Walker [as Ida] |
| 4 | News from Around the World | text article | 2 | script: Bruce Carlin | |
| 5 | Crazy's Ecological Crazies | comic story | 1 | script: John Stevens; pencils: John Stevens; inks: John Stevens; letters: John Stevens | |
| 6 | The History of Moosekind, Part Twelve | text article | 4 | script: Bob Foster; pencils: Bob Foster; inks: Bob Foster | |
| 7 | The End of the World | text article | 7 | script: Steve Gerber, Bruce Carlin; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 8 | Crazy's Ecological Crazies, Part II | comic story | 1 | script: John Stevens; pencils: John Stevens; inks: John Stevens | |
| 9 | How to Identify a Cancerian | comic story | 5 | script: Will Eisner; pencils: Will Eisner; inks: Will Eisner; letters: Will Eisner | |
| 10 | First Date | comic story | 2 | script: Lee Marrs; pencils: Lee Marrs; inks: Lee Marrs | |
| 11 | The Great "What Am I Doing Here" Test | text article | 5 | script: Steve Gerber, Steve Skeates, Mary Skrenes, Lark Russell; pencils: Lark Russell; inks: Lark Russell | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Bob Foster, Greg Crosby; pencils: Willie Ito; inks: Willie Ito | |
| 13 | Stupid Stories Illustrated: Talk or I'll Blow Your Nose - - Clean Off | text story | 4 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 14 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Gerry Conway; pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 15 | Gentle on My Mind | photo story | 2 | script: Marv Wolfman | Marv Wolfman |
| 16 | Crazy's Ecological Crazies Part III | comic story | 1 | script: John Stevens; pencils: John Stevens; inks: John Stevens | |
| 17 | - | text story | 1 | script: Bruce Carlin; pencils: Robert Graysmith; inks: Robert Graysmith | |
| 18 | Beat the Scuzzies | text article | 1 | script: Steve Gerber | |
| 19 | America's Favorite Magazine Break | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Marie Severin; inks: Marie Severin | |
| 20 | Adam, Last Man from Earth | comic story | 1 | script: John Stevens; pencils: John Stevens; inks: John Stevens; colors: Marie Severin | Adam |