| 0 | Emblematic Readers Prefer Cartoon Books of Quality | cover | 1.33 | script: Chris Ware; pencils: Chris Ware; inks: Chris Ware; colors: Chris Ware; letters: Chris Ware | Nancy, Daddy Warbucks, Superman |
| 1 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; colors: Richard Sala | |
| 2 | Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Archer Prewitt; inks: Archer Prewitt | Sof' Boy |
| 3 | Blab-a-logue: | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Monte Beauchamp | |
| 4 | Somewhere Over the Rainbow... | comic story | 6 | script: Charles Berberian; pencils: Walter Minus; inks: Walter Minus; letters: Walter Minus | Sue; Loretta; Burt |
| 5 | The Mating Season! | comic story | 4 | script: Terry LaBan; pencils: Terry LaBan; inks: Terry LaBan; letters: Terry LaBan | Potential Mate; Supervisor Ed |
| 6 | My Father's Brain | comic story | 6 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | Father |
| 7 | Steven and the Morons | comic story | 10 | script: Doug Allen; pencils: Doug Allen; inks: Doug Allen; letters: Doug Allen | Steven |
| 8 | Cruisin' With the Hound | comic story | 9 | script: Spain Rodriguez; pencils: Spain Rodriguez; inks: Spain Rodriguez; letters: Spain Rodriguez | Spain Rodriguez, Fred Toote' |
| 9 | A Case of the Shakes | text article | 11 | script: Jeffrey Steele; pencils: Jonathon Rosen; inks: Jonathon Rosen | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Archer Prewitt; pencils: Archer Prewitt; inks: Archer Prewitt; colors: Archer Prewitt; letters: Archer Prewitt | Sof' Boy First |
| 11 | Halloween | comic story | 4 | script: Gary Leib; pencils: Gary Leib; inks: Gary Leib; colors: Gary Leib; letters: Gary Leib | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Chris Ware; pencils: Chris Ware; inks: Chris Ware; colors: Chris Ware; letters: Chris Ware | Jimmy Corrigan, Superman |
| 13 | Angry Gray Robot | comic story | 3 | script: Peter Hoey; pencils: Peter Hoey; inks: Peter Hoey; colors: Peter Hoey; letters: Peter Hoey | Gray Robot; Donut Planet |
| 14 | Genius + Dunce | illustration | 1 | script: Gary Baseman; pencils: Gary Baseman; inks: Gary Baseman; colors: Gary Baseman; letters: Gary Baseman | Genius; Dunce |
| 15 | The Beaten Path | comic story | 3 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | Peter Kuper; Adam; Cup O' Tea |
| 16 | Burning Love | comic story | 1 | script: David Goldin; pencils: David Goldin; inks: David Goldin; colors: David Goldin; letters: David Goldin | |
| 17 | The Art of the Valmor Label | illustration | 3 | script: Monte Beauchamp | |
| 18 | My Coke is Flat | illustration | 1 | script: Gary Baseman; pencils: Gary Baseman; inks: Gary Baseman; colors: Gary Baseman; letters: Gary Baseman | |
| 19 | No Hope No Fear: The Unraveling of Caravaggio's Career | comic story | 12 | script: Frank Stack; pencils: Frank Stack, Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio; inks: Frank Stack; letters: Frank Stack | Caravaggio [Michelangelo Merisi]; Lena; Ranuccio Tommasini; Mario Minniti (single-panel silent cameo) |
| 20 | Snake Doctor Blues | comic story | 4 | script: Jeff Johnson; pencils: Jeff Johnson; inks: Jeff Johnson; letters: Jeff Johnson | Snake Doctor |
| 21 | Square Publisher | comic story | 1 | script: Denis Kitchen; pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen; letters: Denis Kitchen | Denis Kitchen |
| 22 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Marc Trujillo; pencils: Marc Trujillo; inks: Marc Trujillo; letters: Marc Trujillo | |
| 23 | Ideas & Images: The Art of Drew Friedman | illustration | 18 | script: Monte Beauchamp, Drew Friedman; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | David Letterman; Jay Leno; Ted Koppel; Chevy Chase; Conan O'Brien; Arsenio Hall; Menendez Brothers [Lyle Menendez; Erik Menendez]; Joe Franklin; Roseanne Barr [as Roseanne Arnold]; Tom Cruise; Bela Lugosi; Captain DeZita; Tor Johnson; Kenne Duncan; Ed Wood; Vampira; Orson Welles; David Byrne; Paul S |
| 24 | The Elevator Ride | text story | 1 | script: Josh Alan Friedman; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala | |
| 25 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Kaz; inks: Kaz; colors: Kaz | |
| 26 | - | illustration | 0.67 | script: Drew Friedman; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman; letters: Drew Friedman | Jim Nabors |