| 0 | It's Wild! It's Weird! It's... | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; colors: Richard Sala | |
| 1 | As American as Mom, Apple Pie and Martinis | comic story | 2 | script: Mary Fleener; pencils: Mary Fleener; inks: Mary Fleener; letters: Mary Fleener | Mary Fleener |
| 2 | Blab #6 | credits, title page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | You Can't Win: The Autobiography of Jack Black | comic story | 18 | script: Joe Coleman; pencils: Joe Coleman; inks: Joe Coleman | Jack Black; Thomas the Coachman; Smiler; "Foot-and-a-half" George; The Sanctimonious Kid; Soldier Johnnie; Bat Masterson; Gold Tooth; Salt Chunk Mary |
| 4 | Where Is Christine Brooder? | comic story | 13 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | Christine Brooder; Pillow-Killer; The Grocer; Barber; Pharmacist; Captain McGraw; Local Librarian; Inky; Johnny Gluepot; Pet-Shop Manager |
| 5 | Mixture for Murder - A True Story of Debasement | comic story | 9 | script: Lloyd Dangle; pencils: Lloyd Dangle; inks: Lloyd Dangle; letters: Lloyd Dangle | John Brown; Mary Brown; Earle; Jaques Harper; The Cop; The Neighbor; Norman; The Eldest Daughter; The Pathologist; The Prison Nun; Mary's Lawyer |
| 6 | The Showdown | comic story | 17 | script: Doug Allen; pencils: Doug Allen; inks: Doug Allen; letters: Doug Allen | Steven |
| 7 | He Drank to Forget and Forgot to Stop Drinking | comic story | 5 | script: Skip Williamson; pencils: Skip Williamson; inks: Skip Williamson; letters: Skip Williamson | Necropolis Keester First |
| 8 | Alcoholic Cartoonists | text article | 9 | script: Monte Beauchamp, John Petrie; pencils: Daniel Gillespie Clowes; inks: Daniel Gillespie Clowes | Bob Wood; Bill Everett; Graham Ingels; Wally Wood; Roger Brand |
| 9 | The Lying Ear - Vincent Van Gogh and Paul Gaugin in Arles | comic story | 19 | script: Frank Stack; pencils: Frank Stack; inks: Frank Stack; letters: Frank Stack | Vincent van Gogh |
| 10 | Blab! Dating Depot | illustration | 9 | script: John Petrie, Carole Sobocinski; pencils: Monte Beauchamp, Mark Landman; inks: Monte Beauchamp, Mark Landman | Shecky Golecky; John Wayne Speck; Ms. A Doll Phlitter; Lucretia Lugosi; Uncle Studsy; Ophelia Overbyte; Bang U. Plenty; Dr. Metzger |
| 11 | Down at the Kitty Kat | comic story | 6 | script: Spain Rodriguez; pencils: Spain Rodriguez; inks: Spain Rodriguez; letters: Spain Rodriguez | Spain Rodriguez, Fred Toote' |
| 12 | Travail, Misery, Disillusionment and Pending Oblivion With Snappy Sammy Smoot | comic story | 3 | script: Skip Williamson; pencils: Skip Williamson; inks: Skip Williamson; letters: Skip Williamson | Ragtime Billy, Snappy Sammy Smoot |
| 13 | Pets That Drink | comic story | 6 | script: Gary Leib; pencils: Gary Leib; inks: Gary Leib; letters: Gary Leib | Little Wayne |
| 14 | Babes on Broadway (Chapter Two from a Work in Progress) | text story | 12 | script: Josh Alan Friedman; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala | |
| 15 | Great Moments in Alcoholism - Last Vegas, 1967 | illustration | 1 | script: Justin Green; pencils: Justin Green; inks: Justin Green | Pop/Justin's Father [John Green]; Clancey Hayes; Frank Sinatra; Frank Sinatra's Friends |
| 16 | In This Crazy Issue: Alcohol-Drenched Tales, Featuring: | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |