| 0 | Tales Calculated to Sell You... | cover | 1 | pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman; colors: Harvey Kurtzman; letters: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 1 | Um Tut Smuth? | text article | 1 | script: Jay Lynch | |
| 2 | Geek Brothers! | comic story | 2.9 | script: Jay Lynch; pencils: Jay Lynch; inks: Jay Lynch; colors: Jay Lynch; letters: Jay Lynch | Chicken Fat Freddy; Itinerant Irving; Phunnyass; Oat Willie; Landlady; Wonder Warthog; Chicken Fat Freddy's Pet; Oko Yunu; Linda Yeastman |
| 3 | Chicken Fat Freddy's Pet | comic story | 0.1 | script: Jay Lynch; pencils: Jay Lynch; inks: Jay Lynch; colors: Jay Lynch; letters: Jay Lynch | Chicken Fat Freddy's Pet; Snoopy |
| 4 | Snazzy Melvin Snoot | comic story | 3 | script: Bill Stout; pencils: Bill Stout; inks: Bill Stout; colors: Bill Stout; letters: Bill Stout | Snazzy Melvin Snoot; Geezer; Ragweed Willy; Dick Tracy |
| 5 | Melvin Natural | comic story | 3 | script: Skip Williamson; pencils: Skip Williamson; inks: Skip Williamson; colors: Skip Williamson; letters: Skip Williamson | Funky Feet; Melvin Natural; Daddy Natural |
| 6 | Hungry Irving Biscuits | comic story | 3 | script: Denis Kitchen; pencils: Denis Kitchen; inks: Denis Kitchen; colors: Denis Kitchen; letters: Denis Kitchen | Hungry Irving; Eddie Seltzerbugs; Elaine |
| 7 | Melvin Wizard! | comic story | 3 | script: Pat Daley; pencils: Pat Daley; inks: Pat Daley; colors: Pat Daley; letters: Pat Daley | Melvin Wizard; Lizard; Pogo |
| 8 | Pard 'N' Nat | comic story | 4 | script: Robert Crumb; pencils: Robert Crumb; inks: Robert Crumb; letters: Robert Crumb | Pard; Nat |
| 9 | Inside Dopes | comic story | 3 | script: Bill Griffith; pencils: Bill Griffith; inks: Bill Griffith; colors: Bill Griffith; letters: Bill Griffith | Dim Kitsch; Geldo; Uncle Ted; Melvin; Clown; Hooligan Hare; Yolanda Nussman |
| 10 | Bufo Boffo | comic story | 3 | script: Kim Deitch; pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; colors: Kim Deitch; letters: Kim Deitch | Toady; Hi-Jacker; Hans Keesler; Pinheads |
| 11 | Checkered Cherub | comic story | 3 | script: Justin Green; pencils: Justin Green; inks: Justin Green; colors: Justin Green; letters: Justin Green | The Checkered Cherub; Mick Jagger |
| 12 | A Case Of Outlined Lettering | comic story | 3 | script: William Murphy; pencils: William Murphy; inks: William Murphy; colors: William Murphy; letters: William Murphy | The Wiper; Grunt; Melvin |
| 13 | Mashman Meets Spleen Queen | comic story | 2 | script: Jay Kinney; pencils: Jay Kinney; inks: Jay Kinney; colors: Jay Kinney; letters: Jay Kinney | Mashman; Spleen Queen |
| 14 | - | comic story | 1 | pencils: Ralph Reese; inks: Ralph Reese; colors: Ralph Reese; letters: Ralph Reese | |